33: Tinder Talk

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Jake Hurwitz, Amir Blumenfeld, Jake And Amir, Guidance, Advice, Health & Fitness, Society & Culture, Comedy, Relationships

4.9 • 5.8K Ratings

🗓️ 31 October 2013

⏱️ 57 minutes

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In this episode Amir finally signs up for Tinder, then we discuss people's Tinder related dilemmas. Tinder.
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0:00.0	You want to cheat on your girl or have sex with her mom?
0:08.3	Email if I were you, show what that she feels like, huh?
0:12.3	Listen to Jay-Gannan here, smarter than they first appear
0:16.3	Yo, do you see the cheese, but no rap brothers here, don't, will, what to do?
0:22.0	God, no one to talk to considering something she's been to a mere cheeky
0:28.6	If I were you, show what I'm death-ridden, baby
0:33.1	It's my self-hunt, so help me, maybe
0:36.6	All of my other friends was probably shame me
0:41.1	It's my self-hunt, so help me, maybe
0:44.4	She gave a hand out on a bus, and we're the longsands
0:48.3	But I can't make it on play in my lawyer
0:52.3	Is it okay to expect this?
0:54.1	If I were you, show what I'm death-ridden, baby
0:56.4	I feel my neighbor's gone, and I get paid anyway
1:00.6	If I were you, show what you're just getting cray, cray
1:05.2	Here's my problem, so help me, maybe
1:10.4	Yes, yes
1:12.2	Absolutely, yes
1:13.4	Best song ever?
1:14.9	Call me maybe or that
1:16.5	The cover is actually better than the original
1:18.6	Because this one's about me
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