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Rents Due!

33: Steaks On A Plane

Rents Due!

Helium Podcast Network

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

5.01.1K Ratings

🗓️ 16 March 2021

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Todd and Shaun talk about the decline of fast food restaurants, their upcoming Pro Cornhole event, HOA's, drinks and utensils, they challenge all podcasters to a best of 7 Cornhole match, tight pants and Todd's dream about walking with Jesus.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Some years ago, a crack commando comedy unit were given jobs above their pay grade.

0:09.1

These men promptly were put on leave and escaped to an underground podcast accade in an unknown

0:14.6

location.

0:15.6

Today, still unwanted by big media, they survive as comics are fortunate.

0:21.7

If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and you can find them, you can listen

0:28.5

to God's place.

0:37.5

Here's the deal.

0:40.4

Fast food places are getting away with absolute murder, okay?

0:45.6

I get the ceiling of the bag, the germs bouncing around, people getting COVID, okay?

0:51.6

But you know what else that little seal was for, that Taco Bell sticker that closed

0:56.2

the bags?

0:57.2

I'll tell you what it was for.

0:58.2

It was for motherfucking door dash drivers that are a little bit hungry.

1:01.9

They start stabbing and taking fries.

1:04.0

Next thing you know, you're short of Taco.

1:06.8

Where's the blame fall?

1:07.8

It's gonna go to Taco Bell, but they're taking advantage of the system.

1:12.4

Mmm, I went to Taco Bell today.

1:15.0

I literally said, heavy, I go a ton of sauce.

1:19.0

She said hot sauce?

1:20.0

I said a lot of hot sauce.

1:22.5

She said a lot.

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