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Hello From The Magic Tavern

33 - Spurt the Elder

Hello From The Magic Tavern

Arnie Niekamp

Comedy, Fiction

4.811.8K Ratings

🗓️ 16 October 2015

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

Our guest this week is the greatest poet in all of Foon: Spurt the Elder. But apparently there's another Spurt too? I don't know. Foon is confusing.


Credits

Arnie: Arnie Niekamp

Chunt: Adal Rifai

Usidore: Matt Young

Spurt the Elder: Andy Carey

Bungaree Chubbins: Tom Gottlieb

Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen


Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi

Editor: Evan Jacover

Theme Music: Andy Poland

Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban


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Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:09.0

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0:16.0

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0:21.0

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0:29.0

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0:51.0

Hello from the Magic Tavern.

1:01.0

Thank you, Mundle.

1:03.0

Weekly podcast from the magical land of Foon. I'm your host Arnie Neacamp. If you've never listened to the podcast before, here's what's going on.

1:10.0

Little over a half a year ago, I fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King into the magical land of Foon. Luckily, I'm still getting a slight Wi-Fi signal, I think through the dimensional portal from the Burger King, and I use that to upload a podcast every week from the Tavern, the Vermilion Minotaur, in the town of Hogsface, in the land of Foon, where I interview adventurers and knights and wizards like my co-hosts.

1:33.0

I am Yusunor, Wizard of the Twelfth Rail, my v�esiest, Master of Light and Shadow, Minipulator of Magical Delights, Devour of Chaos, Champion of the Great Holes of Tarakas, the Ilvesnomius Fying Yellow, the Ilvesnomius Zonen in Hogs Stangies, and I am known in Northeast as Get Swinniest Mastor.

1:54.0

And I want to make this very clear. There are other names that you do not know.

2:01.0

Really? Other names?

2:03.0

You've never mentioned that before.

2:04.0

Yes, I want to make it very clear. There are some names that I'm withholding.

2:09.0

So if you've passed Feline Zellig and Hoobistank, there are other names.

2:13.0

There are not two Felines that I like.

2:14.0

But it is Hoobistank.

2:15.0

It is not Hoobistank.

2:17.0

But so there are other names.

2:18.0

So many more names.

2:19.0

Okay.

2:20.0

So powerful that I must withhold them.

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