33: Porky & Brazil: The Return!

Planet Porky

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3.8 • 646 Ratings

🗓️ 10 September 2019

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

BIG NEWS! On this very special edition of Planet Porky, Mike Parry is joined by his old sparring (drinking) partner, the legendary Alan Brazil. The pair discuss ill health, Rod Stewart, caber tossing and Peaky Blinders among the many topics. There are the usual cheap jibes, home truths and flat out bolloxios. What else would you expect? So sit back, relax and let the duo dual!

Please note - any resemblance that Alan Brazil's head may have to an actual planet is purely coincidental...Porky of course is just on another planet.

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen, it is my great pleasure to announce that alongside Mr Mike Porky Parry on the Planet Porky podcast today is the man himself, the living legend, Mr Alan Brazil.
0:37.4	Hello there, it's Alan Brazil, yes, and I've got old good, the gobstar, old Mike
0:42.0	Patti alongside me, and I say old, old, old, old, old, old, old, is my way.
0:47.3	How are we, forky? All right, mate, and it's great to be in a studio with you again, as ever.
0:50.9	Never mind the old bit. Do you feel lucky?
0:53.2	Do you feel lucky, punk?
0:54.8	You know, this is the most powerful shotgun in the world.
0:57.8	Handgun.
0:58.4	But your most powerful handgun.
0:59.9	Magnum, handgun.
1:00.5	That's right.
1:01.1	What you mean by old is you mean old associate.
1:03.9	You don't mean old in age or anything like that.
1:05.6	Because if you want to talk about old in age. We'll get on to that. We'll get on to that in a minute.
1:11.4	But listen, Al, I want to make...
1:12.6	To start this great podcast, Brazil and Parry, right,
1:16.2	I want to make an amazing announcement, which is a world exclusive.
1:19.3	An amazing announcement, okay?
1:20.9	You, of course, will be aware that doctors have now got to the point
1:25.2	where they can actually implant a pig's heart into a human
1:29.4	being. Did you know that?
1:30.7	No, the bacon roll this morning, but I wasn't away of that.
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