Well, I don't see the point in waiting longer, so let's bring her out.

The star attraction, the one you came to see.

Ladies and gentlemen, the one, the only,

Ms. Judy Gold. Welcome to Kill Me Now, with Judy Galle. Now Lauren, this is a very extra special

coming out because Lauren is not here. Lauren is in Hawaii

so no one will be interrupting me because

my oldest bestest friend Howard is here and he is going to show

Lauren how it's done aren't you Howard? Yes I am thank you you you're

welcome Howard and I went to college together.

He was my preceptor also known as RA and he is the one who made me do stand-up comedy for the first

time.

And the reason I wanted him here is because our guest today has,

I mean I've known, how long?

30?

Yeah, I would just, yeah, 30 years, maybe? 30 years.

30 years.

Yeah.

And oh my God, I have loved him from day one, but he gave me one of my most signature pieces of my entire comedy act of my life that people still

stop me on the street and say, and if you want to know what that is, I do.

It's Judy's show! Yeah! And there's blood running out of my

note. You've got to move the mic up. I'm close. Yeah, you, it's a

podcast. I've never seen you so comfortable with that thing shaped that way close to your mouth.

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