33: Bless you, Fi

Fortunately... with Fi and Jane

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4.8 • 5.9K Ratings

🗓️ 5 January 2018

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Fi’s been struck down with the flu – but that won’t stop the first Fortunately episode of 2018. Jane pays a visit to her at home, where she’s rude about the artisan lampshade and floorboards. Plus TV doctors, Fi’s cats, and forget Serial… what happened with Jane’s turkey crown?

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0:00.0	This is the BBC.
0:04.0	Happy New Year, everybody.
0:05.0	Now, I hope you had a better time than Paul Little Feifey.
0:09.0	This is Jane, the first fortunately of 2018.
0:12.0	And you might have to hear the crunch of my...
0:15.0	Yeah, get a load of that value.
0:17.0	599 for a very small bunch of white tulips for my poor,
0:21.0	sick little friend who has genuinely been made quite poorly over Christmas
0:25.0	by the flu.
0:26.0	Well, of course, regular listeners will know,
0:28.0	did Emma get the flu job?
0:30.0	So, she didn't.
0:31.0	What we've done is, we've turned up at her gaff
0:34.0	and, suffice to say, we're in deep, deep East London
0:38.0	with just gone past one of those dumped mattresses.
0:43.0	Oh, yes, and Fee does live right opposite a public house.
0:46.0	I've been here before because, as you'll remember,
0:48.0	I discussed the weight of her cats.
0:51.0	I mean, if she was cold over Christmas,
0:53.0	she could just chuck another cat on the bed.
0:55.0	This is the house here.
0:56.0	How many packs of recycling?
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