The only unwritten rules in football are basically don't get involved in another man's

contract dispute. Don't talk about anybody's mama and don't talk about anybody's wife.

They might as well write down a few of those rules.

There's a couple of those in all walks of wife. I think those are probably pretty good rules.

Pretty good rules, yes.

Yeah, those are rules in the locker.

I left one rule out of that, really. One unwritten rule out. I got to start it off. It's going to be a crude way to start this podcast. Welcome to Chris Sins on button. Won't be the first. But don't stare at another man's junk in the locker room too long, okay? That would be another unwritten rule. You understand that one? Yeah, I think that's, do I understand it?

Let me think about it.

Yeah, I think that's, do I understand it?

Let me think about it.

Yeah, I think I've got it. That can make things weird in a locker room to hurt. Probably a good call. Yeah, I don't think that has to be in a football locker either. I think in general, just about any locker room. You're right. Probably not a good. with clothes on, it's probably not a good thing to stare at somebody's junk.

Absolutely not.

All right.

Hello, everybody.

How are you?

Chris Sims, my man liam mckew what's up dude thanks for coming

in always uh gonna gonna have a fun podcast we got ask me anything uh Liam's gonna read off questions

we're gonna hit that we're gonna hit a few other things I was in buffalo yesterday with Josh Allen

that was cool we'll have that kind of pop out next week at some point. Not sure what podcast it'll be. So all on the up and up. How was the weather in Buffalo? It was like a little windy, a little cooler than here, and they're like two weeks behind. That's the first thing I noticed. You know how you notice? As you continue to go north, like the leaves are popping out less and less. And I wanted to be like, they're like two weeks where we were here. So in two weeks, you could go there and experience allergy season. Seriously. Just do it all over again. It's full. It's the worst allergy season I can remember having for myself. And you were just complaining about it too. It's brutal. Green crap everywhere. Yeah, I can tell you where it's nice out. Yeah, right. By how horrible and miserable I feel. Definitely. Definitely. But usually this is the sweet spot because you know, I mean, I went to school in Buffalo. This is the sweet spot. This is that time of year where it's actually nice because then it gets to summer and it would be unbearably humid. Right. And then you get to back to hell again and the cold and whatever it is. Yeah. Yeah, I know. That's crazy. But it is. It's like it's different climate up there in Buffalo. So what else? So you got anything going on from Memorial Day? Do anything interesting? I am, and we'll talk about it a little bit. I usually have quick Memorial Days because Stanley Cup final is coming up. Yeah, you got work. So this is it. Nah, but this is what you work for. I'm pumped up about it.

We got work. So this is it.

But this is what you work for.

I'm pumped up about it. We got Boston. We got St. Louis. So I'll be in a good place because I'll be up in Boston for Memorial Day, which, you know, is going to be electric because they haven't won a title in like five minutes. I'm rooting for Boston because I want them just to embarrass the rest of the country at this point and win three out of the four titles. All right, here was one thing I wanted to ask you, just totally off the cuff here. Because this happened today on PFT where we saw a little clip of Tom Hanks and Andrew Luck together. Okay. And Florio tried to claim that nobody would make him nervous anymore. He's too old and he doesn't care.

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