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Hey, okay. I promise I'll keep this debrief short.

So I just had my date with the Bumble guy.

So cute. He surprised me with tickets to see this band I love.

Then he got us a spot at the front so I could actually see.

It was amazing, you know. Like, I really felt good vibes.

Oh, and he sent me a...

Let me know when you get home message.

That makes him really hot.

Kindness is sexy. Find it on Bumble.

Hello, and welcome to the show. This is the Celts of Conspiracy.

And my name's Jonathan. I'm Jacob.

And today we're rehashing a bit of an older conspiracy.

And now it might seem that it was a decade ago, maybe even a decade and a half ago.

But that's just the world we live in.

Time moves differently these days, bro.

I mean, realistically ever since I would say,

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