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Elis James and John Robins

#329 - Sacked for Sadness, Hated for Content, and A Steady Hand on the Tiller of Love

Elis James and John Robins

BBC

Comedy

4.86K Ratings

🗓️ 30 April 2024

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

The boys are beset by worries this week: John is in a tizz over whether his faulty car will be covered its warranty, and Elis is suspicious that the neighbours are talking about him and his newly-scratched car behind his back. Thankfully these worries are soothed by scorching anecdotes about trying to smoke a cigar, and getting sacked from a mid-afternoon quiz show for looking too sad.

Producer Dave’s willpower meets its match in a packet of chocolate biscuits, English accents are hidden from Scottish schoolchildren, and another Dave extols the virtues of living abroad.

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0:00.0

Before you listen to this BBC podcast I'd like to introduce myself. My name's

0:04.0

Stevie Middleton and I'm a BBC Commissioner for a load of sport

0:07.5

podcasts. I'm lucky to do that at the BBC because I get to work with leading

0:11.1

journalists, experienced pundits and the biggest

0:13.3

sports stars. Together we bring you untold stories and fascinating insights

0:17.4

straight from the player's mouth. But the best thing about doing this at the BBC is

0:22.0

our unique access to the sporting world.

0:25.0

What that means is that we can bring you podcasts that create a real connection to

0:28.9

dedicated sports fans across the UK.

0:31.5

So if you like this podcast, head over to BBC Sounds where you'll find plenty more.

0:37.2

BBC Sounds Music Radio Podcasts costs. Hello there listeners this is the Ellis James and John Robbins podcast.

1:03.0

At the personal request of our boss,

1:06.0

today's podcast intro from me is slightly different to the norm

1:10.0

because I was collared by the Director General of the BBC Tim Davy yesterday.

1:15.0

Tim was breathless, desperate, head fizzing full of ideas after attending an elite level corporate event.

1:23.6

He didn't need to tell me that he'd been a keynote speaker to a room full of top industry

1:27.2

execs, I could just tell.

1:29.8

He still had the indentation on his cheek from his Britney style mic and he'd replaced the name on his lapel badge with the words Tim gravy to serve as a talking point.

1:38.0

As he stood next to me outside Café Nero, he put his hand on the wall next to my face as a power move and

1:44.9

unwrapped what was clearly not his first Salero of the day.

1:48.0

Alice! Tim shouted, what do you think of this idea? I love it! I exclaimed, so good! Tim's

1:58.4

stared. I haven't told you what it is yet. Oh, uh, yeah know I said that sorry. Anyway I'm really

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