328-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 January 2016

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Don't go for the hole! Just find the CLICK! Confused? Well, we have the full audio that makes it simple and easy. Remember, it's all about the click. Tommy had some surprising browns this episode. Really, they happened DURING the episode. What was the cause? Did Christina brown too?!? Plus Ann Wolfe drops some serious fight knowledge in the Ann Wolfe way AND Will Steven Seagal be challenged as the most ridiculous martial artist by another silly man? Not even close, but we have some fun audio of Chuck Norris. Did you know Antonio Cromartie had a vasectomy? Did you know it didn't work? We have audio of his orgasm.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Alright, finally!
0:02.0	Oh.
0:04.0	It's all big grumpy. This is Theo's song.
0:07.0	Yeah!
0:09.0	You can't be upset when you hear this song.
0:12.0	It's Feet. He's running in the grass.
0:15.0	How cute is this?
0:18.0	How about Theo?
0:19.0	I love him so much.
0:21.0	How much more?
0:23.0	How much more do you love the Feet than Bitsy?
0:26.0	A lot more.
0:27.0	Bitsy's the worst dog ever.
0:30.0	A lot more.
0:31.0	Such a shitty shit dog.
0:33.0	We still love him to see that.
0:35.0	Now she's good, but...
0:37.0	She's so puppy.
0:38.0	There's no comparison.
0:40.0	Every 10 seconds she has something different in her mouth.
0:44.0	The other day I caught her with a piece of broken glass
0:47.0	and I'm chewing on it and like it's a toy.
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