328: Migrant Mayhem
The Thought Police
The Thought Police
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🗓️ 21 August 2025
⏱️ 32 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the Thought Police. I'm Mike Graham. Who are you? J.D. Vance. Have you been kicked out of the |
| 0:05.3 | Cotswolds? Uh, no. But I've had a bloody good time in the go. I love J.D. Vance being in this country. |
| 0:11.8 | And by the way, I love J.D. Vance. He's a good guy. Period. He loves this country. He and Donald |
| 0:18.8 | Trump are very worried about freedom of speech in this country. |
| 0:22.4 | So fucking I. |
| 0:24.4 | So are you, I'm sure, Mike. |
| 0:25.8 | I'll tell you who isn't worried about freedom of speech because he's killing it. |
| 0:29.5 | Fucking stone dead is that tyrant, that fucking despot. |
| 0:34.2 | Keir, liar, style. |
| 0:36.2 | What a cunt. |
| 0:37.0 | What a cunt. But I can't see him as a despot because he's so useless, star. What a cunt. What a cunt. |
| 0:37.6 | But I can't see him as a despot because he's so useless, right? He's the world's worst despot. You keep telling other people to put, you know, laws in place, fucking prosecute these people, have a go at those people. But if you actually go up to him and go, Oi, cunt, what the fuck are you doing? he would go, oh, nothing, nothing, nothing, you just sit down. |
| 0:56.2 | He's a sort of bloke that if you're in a fight with him... show up to him and go, oi, cunt, what the fuck are you doing? He would go, oh, nothing, nothing, |
| 0:55.1 | just sit down. |
| 0:56.2 | He's the sort of bloke |
| 0:56.9 | that if you're in a fight |
| 0:57.7 | with him in a fucking pub, he would literally run out the door. You know that thing, Ella, laugh out loud. Yeah, laugh out loud. Right, laugh out loud. So I was listening to your show this morning and I did laugh out loud because you mentioned that thing everybody was talking about he fucking breaks off from his shit holiday in Scotland or whatever the fuck it was it goes to White House to take part in that joke that seven bullshit but it's snow white and the seven dwarves the seven EU leaders sit in that joke, that seven bullshit. It's Snow White and the seven dwarves, the seven EU leaders. Sit in that room. We'll do the business. We'll call for you when we're ready after the press conference. Anyway, the big story with him, the headline with him, is like, what the fuck is that on his bottom? That great culture listen but nobody else talked about it |
| 1:45.9 | no no no the only people that did it the BBC |
| 1:47.7 | didn't fucking mention it sky didn't mention it's got |
| 1:49.8 | grabbing fucking sore on his lip |
| 1:51.8 | herpes simplex fucking beat |
| 1:53.6 | which you normally only get from sucking |
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