328: Flood Damaged Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Other

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 May 2019

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this week’s episode, Ben Carson is pretty sure trans people can turn into cars so why would they even NEED to be in a homeless shelter , Ken Ham's Ark Park finds out their insurance has a deductible for sweet sweet irony, and Alabama will make an exception if you promise only to abort the gay fetuses.

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Headlines:

AL moves to stop giving out marriage licenses altogether to prevent gay weddings: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/05/27/to-spite-gay-couples-al-legislators-vote-to-remove-state-from-all-weddings/

Trump Admin Rule Would Let Taxpayer-Funded Homeless Shelters Reject Trans People

https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/05/22/trump-admin-rule-would-let-taxpayer-funded-homeless-shelters-reject-trans-people/

Atheist Group: The NYPD Shouldn’t Clear Public Roads for a Private Church Event

https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/05/24/atheist-group-the-nypd-shouldnt-clear-public-roads-for-a-private-church-event/

A bunch of politicians showed up for a treason fundraiser party: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/05/25/wa-lawmaker-attends-fundraiser-for-liberty-a-proposed-51st-state-for-christians/

The pope compares abortion to hiring a hitman...again

https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/05/26/pope-francis-says-again-that-getting-an-abortion-is-like-hiring-a-hitman/

Christian writer: No fucking in heaven: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/05/28/christian-writer-insists-theres-no-sex-in-heaven-in-case-you-were-wondering/

Ark Encounter sues insurers for not covering $1,000,000 worth of rain damage:

https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/05/24/ark-encounter-sues-insurers-for-not-covering-1000000-worth-of-rain-damage/ https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/05/25/ark-encounter-really-hates-that-people-are-saying-they-suffered-flood-damage/

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This Week in Misogyny:

University of California won’t partner with Catholic hospitals because of outcry: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/05/29/university-of-california-wont-partner-with-catholic-hospitals-after-criticisms/

Satanic Temple: Our members can ignore Indiana’s fetal burial rule: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/05/29/the-satanic-temple-says-its-members-can-ignore-indianas-fetal-burial-law/

Counter protesters scare away ultra orthodox jews with the threat of boobs: https://forward.com/fast-forward/424627/eurovision-jerusalem-ultra-orthodox-protest/?fbclid=IwAR3mAQVaB1jT8FutLb8yQ2yMp63Gr7oztYgXnbMUZC120T9m-jNrQFuxV9k

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0:00.0	This week's episode contains FUK.
0:02.6	This week's episode of the scathing atheist is brought to you by our patrons.
0:07.3	Thanks to each and every one of you, old and new, for making our dreams come true.
0:12.6	Oh, that was actually a nice and us cocaine.
0:16.5	Okay.
0:17.3	Or naked pictures.
0:18.7	What?
0:19.7	What?
0:20.5	Hello.
0:21.5	I'm Paige Converse from The Cup of Words podcast.
0:24.6	I named myself after my favorite shoe company because I've abandoned conventional morals
0:29.7	and embraced materialism as a way of life.
0:33.2	You see, that's what happens when you realize that we did indeed evolve from filthy monkey
0:38.4	men.
0:59.7	It's May 30th.
1:02.2	And it's my bucket has a hole in it day.
1:05.4	Is what?
1:06.4	What?
1:07.4	No idea, but I will literally never think about anything else ever again.
1:12.0	I have no illusions.
1:13.8	I'm Eli Bosnick.
1:15.1	He's then right.
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