Hello I'm Hal Loeblin and I'm Mark Gagliardi.

Since the dawn of humanity, one issue has gone unsettled.

With the fate of the world in the balance, we're here to settle once and for all.

Best fast food French fry.

That's right, don't worry everyone.

We got this.

Podcast should have a theme song.

Podcast should not have a theme song.

Yes, they should.

No, they shouldn't.

They sound good.

Yeah, but people are just going to skip past it.

Hmm. You know what?

You're right. We got this.

I'm already so full, Hal.

Because here's the thing. I have in front of me French fries of assorted types knowing that I would need to

sample them but I sampled them the whole drive home. So you waited until the

last minute to do your homework is what you're telling me. No I wanted them hot. Oh you

wanted them fresh I wanted them hot and fresh and I wanted to do a as much of a

taste test as I could on air but we can't do this alone. That's right.

That's why we need an expert. We have as our guests a prolific an award-winning

comedy writer but even more than that for the purposes of this episode and in life

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