327. The Cryptid Kids # 1: Guilds & Goblins Returns!

What If World - Stories for Kids

Eric O'Keeffe / What If World LLC

Kids & Family, Stories For Kids, Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.5 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 9 September 2024

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

A new G&G campaign begins! Can a Doodlknight, a Pasta Chef, and a young Ocean Dragon solve the mystery of the haunted golf course? Lessons include: Grownups can be slow learners; cities need more parks and fewer golf courses. This story is the first part of a new Guilds & Goblins campaign, where What If World characters (and guests) play an original tabletop RPG for kids and families. The real-life dice rolls help us tell the story, along with your What-If questions! This is a great place to start if you’ve never heard a G&G story. Campaign Two includes G&G 23 to G&G 33, or episodes 294-296, 302-304, 307, 310-311, and 315-316. Campaign One includes G&G 1 to G&G 22, or episodes 176, 181-182, 191-193, 199-199 ½, 214-217, 243-245, 263, 270-271, and 275-279. Share questions & submissions with a grownup's help via Patreon, email: [email protected], voicemail: 205-605-WHAT (9428), Instagram: @whatifworldpodcast, or snail mail: What If World (or Mr. Eric) P.O. Box 4905 Panorama City, CA 91412 Eric and Karen O'Keeffe make What If World. Ana Stretcu created our character art, and our episode art is by our producer, Lynn Hickernell. Jason O’Keefe created our podcast art, and Craig Martinson wrote our theme song.

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0:57.0	We welcome you to what if world.
1:01.0	What if world?
1:02.0	What if world? This is what if world. Hey there, folks, and welcome back to What If World. The show where you are questions...
1:17.0	Oh, no, I'm sorry, I'm just running a little light there, Mr. Eric.
1:21.0	Papa Lou?
1:22.0	Long story, but I gotta step in in GM Guild and Goblins
1:26.0	and Goblins adventure for Zeezy.
1:28.0	Wait, what?
1:30.0	Hey, Zach, yeah, I'm sort of wondering the same thing.
1:33.0	And where is ZZ?
1:35.0	Oh, Scully, the squid, you're here too.
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