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Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

#326: You Are Not Magnetic

Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Politics, News

4.7680 Ratings

🗓️ 11 June 2021

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

1- Some say “Government attacked,” others say “Disorderly Behavior.”
2- Fair election. I’ll kill you.
3- When used to privilege, equality is discrimination.
4- Billionaire money, Thousandaire taxes.
5- No racism until 6 months ago.
6- Vaccine creates race of Magnetos.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello, this is Alonzo Bowden. I want to welcome you to episode 326 of my podcast, Who's Paying Attention?

0:24.8

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And I got to tell you this this insurgents these attacks on capital and

1:51.2

attacks on government are ridiculous I don't know why these people are not in Gitmo right

1:58.2

because these would be the same people who would be yelling, you know,

2:02.0

if God forbid a Muslim or some person of color or Antifa, they love saying Antifa,

2:13.1

attacked a government in any way. I mean, if they bent a paperclip at the post office,

2:18.8

these right wingers would be losing their minds yelling, lock them up, lock them up forever,

2:23.7

lock them up, send them to get them. You remember lock them up. That was their favorite champ.

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