The following contains strong language, violence, and nudity. It is intended only for mature audiences. Viewer discretion advised. The following presentation is brought to you by the Realm Network. This week on the Mark and Lowell show. There's no excuse. If you're going in a store, get your mask on. Right. But a lot of times it's just you forget it, like sunglasses. You know what I mean? You just forget it. and get it.

That's, I mean, yeah, that's it. I've done it twice where I've like walked in the store and I'm like, I. Yeah. Yeah, it sucks. It's so frustrating. Yeah. And I like walk out and I come back in. Yeah. So, man.

I'll tell you.

It's funnier actually when I see other people.

Right.

Yes, it's much funny.

I walked in the Home Depot the other day to get something and like the guy in front of me.

I was like, oh, I'm not going to wear a mask.

Interesting.

Not going to wear a mask.

And as soon as he walks in, he goes, oh, fuck.

Hello, boy. Mark.

I just pooped in. It smells fabulous.

Lowell. Welcome to my latest experiment. This is a big one.

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You were singing operetically while you were taking the camera.

And I was zooming in.

And I was zooming in on my crotch.

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