326: Sim's City Edition
The Scathing Atheist
Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC
4.9 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 16 May 2019
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
In this week’s episode, Christians will take their balls and go home, Heath’s opening bullet point will get cut from the intro because it refers to a story we decided to push to next week and that’ll make the intro sound weird, and Steve Anderson is reminded that in Ireland, they drive out the snakes.
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Headlines:
Christians freak out about Brian Sims: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/05/07/conservatives-livid-after-pa-lawmaker-notes-anti-abortion-protesters-hypocrisy/
Catholic League says Sims filming abortion protesters needs a criminal probe: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/05/09/catholic-league-pa-lawmaker-filming-abortion-protesters-needs-criminal-probe/
MAGA cultist says Sims must "suck a dick" to prove to me that he's gay: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/05/11/maga-cultist-pa-rep-brian-sims-must-suck-a-dick-to-prove-to-me-that-hes-gay/
Christian hate-preacher Steven Anderson has been banned from entering Ireland: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/05/13/christian-hate-preacher-steven-anderson-has-been-banned-from-entering-ireland/
Christian school quits athletic conference for letting trans kids do sports
ND man pleads guilty to jacking off into church’s baptismal font: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/05/08/nd-man-pleads-guilty-to-masturbating-in-churchs-baptismal-pool-during-mass/
This Week in Misogyny:
Alabama abortion law: https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2019/05/15/alabama-abortion-bill-georgia-abortion-ban-heartbeat-law/3676635002/
Lori Alexander laments girls getting good test scores: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/05/11/christian-mom-its-a-travesty-that-girls-are-outperforming-boys-academically/
Pastor rapes 14 year old, gets lenient sentence because he’s a pastor: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/05/15/pastor-who-raped-adopted-14-y-o-daughter-gets-lenient-sentence-due-to-his-faith/
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Warning, this podcast contains all the offensive language we could think up on the spot. |
| 0:05.0 | This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by Alabama's even more restrictive |
| 0:10.5 | abortion ban. |
| 0:11.5 | Now, with rape and incest, Alabama's even more restrictive abortion ban. |
| 0:16.3 | You think George is bad? |
| 0:18.0 | Hold my beer. |
| 0:19.6 | And now The Skating Atheist. |
| 0:22.0 | This is Evan from The Happy Monday Podcast. |
| 0:24.7 | If Noah's Dietrived doesn't make you happy, you can always feel good knowing that we |
| 0:28.2 | did. |
| 0:29.2 | In fact, evolve from filthy, happy monkey men. |
| 0:58.2 | So get drunk in the morning and pretend you like your partner's friends, I guess. |
| 1:02.8 | Now you were going to do that anyway. |
| 1:04.6 | I'm Noah Luzonz. |
| 1:06.2 | I'm Eli Bosnick. |
| 1:07.7 | He's then right. |
| 1:09.3 | And from James Comey's New Jersey, since the 90s swing state and Good Husband Georgia, |
| 1:14.4 | this is The Skating Atheist. |
| 1:16.7 | On this week's episode, Christians will take their balls and go home. |
| 1:20.4 | And Steve Anderson has reminded that in Ireland, they drive out the fucking snakes. |
| 1:26.4 | And first, the Dietrived. |
| 1:39.6 | So I'm talking with a friend the other day and bless our hearts. |
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