326 - Love and Lizards
The Tim Dillon Show
The Tim Dillon Show
4.7 β’ 13.2K Ratings
ποΈ 11 December 2022
β±οΈ 58 minutes
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Summary
- In this episode Tim rants about Prince Harry and his wife Meghan Markle and their new Netflix Series, Taylor Swift's new upcoming movie, and Karen Bass (The Mayor of Los Angeles) Moving homeless people for her inauguration.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dylan show. |
| 0:03.2 | I was watching the nude. |
| 0:04.6 | And by the way, happy holidays to all of you |
| 0:07.6 | that are celebrating anything this year, |
| 0:10.0 | whether it's Christmas. |
| 0:13.3 | And what we're doing here on the show, that's a joke. |
| 0:16.3 | It's Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, which is what me and my family celebrate. |
| 0:21.3 | The Winter Solstice, which is a beautiful seasonal celebration. |
| 0:26.3 | Whatever it is out there that you're celebrating, |
| 0:29.2 | we hope you enjoy it. |
| 0:31.3 | And we hope the holiday season is, you know, |
| 0:35.5 | bountiful, plentiful, whatever. |
| 0:39.2 | Harry and Meghan hit the Netflix over the weekend |
| 0:43.9 | or yesterday. |
| 0:45.9 | And I got an email. |
| 0:48.1 | It's like a documentary you may enjoy. |
| 0:51.9 | And it's the documentary Harry and Meghan |
| 0:55.1 | about Prince Harry and his wife, Meghan Markle, |
| 1:02.1 | the actress from Suits. |
| 1:05.1 | And I don't know what to think, |
| 1:09.1 | because I have a very negative opinion of these two, |
| 1:12.1 | just from my own. |
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