Welcome to another exciting edition of The Thought Police with me, Mike Graham, and you?

Yvette Cooper.

I mean, you might as well be.

We've had a fucking national search for somebody who is more of a stupid cunt than Keir Starmer.

And we've done it.

We found it.

It's Yvette Cooper.

And she's taking the place of Rachel Reeves as the second most awful person in the world who can't explain. You know, it's not about the numbers, but it's actually called one in, one out, right? But it's not about the numbers. But it's actually called one in one out. Yeah, except because it isn't... it's it's um uh 17 in one out right so

but it's actually not even one out because when you take the one out somebody else comes back in

yeah that's actually it's actually one out that's 17 in none out one out one back in

that fucking ridiculous you know the biggest thing about it, right?

So we've been pissing on this plan ever since Macron and Starma ludicrously announced it about a month ago.

We immediately said, well, this isn't going to fucking lose.

And by the way, there was us thinking that maybe the migrant crisis was numerical.

We have too many coming in. They've come up with a scheme that does nothing migrant crisis was numerical, we have too many coming in.

They've come up with a scheme that does nothing to solve the numerical situation.

We just swap a foreigner.

In fact, it makes it worse because what they've actually achieved is they managed to

get people to apply to come in now legally who previously would have charged their arm

on a fucking dinghy.

So now, instead of that, what they're going to charged their arm on a fucking dinghy right so now

instead of that what they're going to do is get fill out a fucking form online yeah and then probably

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