326: Finding Out He's Not Actually the Father...
Zane and Heath: Unfiltered
Zane & Heath
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🗓️ 30 March 2026
⏱️ 75 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Do you have a scar on your shin? |
| 0:01.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:02.5 | That was actually from Hawaii. |
| 0:04.8 | Oh, from when you guys were playing the rock. |
| 0:06.5 | Bikeball. |
| 0:07.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:07.6 | Oh, wow. |
| 0:08.4 | It was a nasty fall. Yeah, dude, I can see that scar glisten. Yeah, that hurts so much. That's a proper scar, though. That looks kind of badass. Dude, isn't it crazy that there's times where you fuck up your face and then you just can't get rid of it? |
| 0:21.6 | But that, like, did you get stitches when that injury went down? |
| 0:24.7 | No. Keith, do you have any cool scars? I got, uh, just dumb scars. Nothing like cool that like I would ever show off and be like. Like open heart surgery scar or nothing like that? No, it's just like, um like my shins from BMXing when I was younger. |
| 0:40.7 | Ah. When the pedal spins back, if you slip off of it, they've got like really sharp spikes on the petals. |
| 0:46.5 | My shins just have giant holes all throughout them and just like tiny little rips going down. |
| 0:52.3 | But that's, that's pretty much it. |
| 0:54.6 | I can't believe you used to do that. |
| 0:55.8 | I used to wear shingards and I wasn't even doing anything extreme. |
| 0:59.5 | I would get out my soccer shingards, |
| 1:01.7 | pretending I was like a full on motocross kid out on my bike, |
| 1:05.3 | just wearing them like that. |
| 1:07.2 | I forgot that you wear shingards for soccer. |
| 1:28.3 | Yeah. I completely forgot about that. We'll do kids wear shin guards? Pros aren't wearing shin guards playing. I feel like they are. I feel like when I'm watching the World Cup, I'm not seeing any shing guards. They're like this big. They're kind of like a loophole. It's not really a shingard. It's just for the sake of having... Oh, they're under the socks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. Dude, if anyone's going to wear shin guards, |
| 1:32.9 | I feel like adults need to wear it much, professionals need to wear it more than kids. |
| 1:38.3 | You know what's crazy? Have you seen college football like their knee pads? |
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