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Zane and Heath: Unfiltered

326: Finding Out He's Not Actually the Father...

Zane and Heath: Unfiltered

Zane & Heath

Comedy, Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews

4.935K Ratings

🗓️ 30 March 2026

⏱️ 75 minutes

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0:00.0

Do you have a scar on your shin?

0:01.6

Yeah.

0:02.5

That was actually from Hawaii.

0:04.8

Oh, from when you guys were playing the rock.

0:06.5

Bikeball.

0:07.0

Yeah.

0:07.6

Oh, wow.

0:08.4

It was a nasty fall. Yeah, dude, I can see that scar glisten. Yeah, that hurts so much. That's a proper scar, though. That looks kind of badass. Dude, isn't it crazy that there's times where you fuck up your face and then you just can't get rid of it?

0:21.6

But that, like, did you get stitches when that injury went down?

0:24.7

No. Keith, do you have any cool scars? I got, uh, just dumb scars. Nothing like cool that like I would ever show off and be like. Like open heart surgery scar or nothing like that? No, it's just like, um like my shins from BMXing when I was younger.

0:40.7

Ah. When the pedal spins back, if you slip off of it, they've got like really sharp spikes on the petals.

0:46.5

My shins just have giant holes all throughout them and just like tiny little rips going down.

0:52.3

But that's, that's pretty much it.

0:54.6

I can't believe you used to do that.

0:55.8

I used to wear shingards and I wasn't even doing anything extreme.

0:59.5

I would get out my soccer shingards,

1:01.7

pretending I was like a full on motocross kid out on my bike,

1:05.3

just wearing them like that.

1:07.2

I forgot that you wear shingards for soccer.

1:28.3

Yeah. I completely forgot about that. We'll do kids wear shin guards? Pros aren't wearing shin guards playing. I feel like they are. I feel like when I'm watching the World Cup, I'm not seeing any shing guards. They're like this big. They're kind of like a loophole. It's not really a shingard. It's just for the sake of having... Oh, they're under the socks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. Dude, if anyone's going to wear shin guards,

1:32.9

I feel like adults need to wear it much, professionals need to wear it more than kids.

1:38.3

You know what's crazy? Have you seen college football like their knee pads?

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