326: CAPTIVE AUDIENCE - House of 1000 Corpses

The Michael Scott Podcast Company

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 16 October 2025

⏱️ 95 minutes

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"It's all true. The bogeyman is real and you found him." This week we take a detour from The Office / The Paper and head towards a creepy house in the boondocks to record a Captive Audience for the Rob Zombie's 2003 cult horror movie 'House of 1000 Corpses.' Not only is it spooky season here on MSPC, but Rainn Wilson stars in this contemporary 70's-style snuff film in which four friends find themselves entrapped in a psychotic family's Halloween rituals. With Edwin away on work this week (lucky him), our old friend Jordan hops into the car to watch this for the first time along with Sean. Don't worry, surely nothing bad will happen! Support our show and become a member of ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Scott's Tots⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ on Patreon! For only $5/month, Tots get ad-free episodes plus exclusive access to our monthly Mailbag episodes where we casually pick through every single message/question/comment we receive. We also have bonus series available to our Patrons, like our White Lotus Christmas Special, Party Down, Ted Lasso, Survivor, and unreleased episodes of this show. Oh, and Tots get access to exclusive channels on our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	If you're into the Daily Bravo News, exclusive interviews, and just the mess, then don't miss my podcast up in Adam, where I'm your host, Adam Newell, on any and all platforms that you listen to your podcast. I'll see you soon.
0:15.9	Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
0:18.5	Oh, my God. Well, finally a show where we all have kids. We could talk. We can, we can, we're going to save space. We're not going to talk about our kids on the house of a thousand corpses. Are you sure? Not too close to home. No kids talk. No kid talk. Hold every movie if they send a baby through there. Just saying.
0:38.3	I mean, they kind of did.
0:39.6	Yeah.
0:40.0	There was a baby in a jar.
0:43.2	In fact.
0:44.4	Several.
0:46.3	God.
0:47.4	Out of paper.
0:48.7	Out of stock.
0:50.2	There's friendly faces around the block.
0:53.1	Break loose from the chains that are causing your pain.
0:57.5	Call Michael and Stanley, Jim Dwight Creed, call Andy and Kelly for your business paper needs or done the myth
1:04.8	than the people versus paper people.
1:07.2	Dundamiff.
1:08.1	Then the people versus paper people.
1:10.0	Dundemith. Then the people versus paper people done the myth
1:11.0	than the people versus paper people
1:13.3	people
1:13.3	hello and welcome to MSPC
1:19.5	aka the Michael Scott
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