326 - Andy's Always Living In Hame's Head
Hamish & Andy
LiSTNR
4.9 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 8 April 2026
⏱️ 46 minutes
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Summary
The boys plan to use the People’s Bitcoin on a Hamish-led impulse shopping spree, then turn it into a game show where you can try to win Hamish’s haul. The Lady of Stain makes her return with some frankly shocking stain removal advice, there’s a husband-and-wife Gusto Check, and Hamish reflects on being a fast-and-loose operator.
1. Bitcoin Blitz
2. Lady of Stain
3. Double Gusto Check - Sam’s Spring Cleaning
4. Andy’s Always In Hame’s Head
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | A Listener Production |
| 0:03.9 | Activate your internet |
| 0:09.1 | Because the Haymish and Andy podcast starts in three |
| 0:14.0 | Two |
| 0:15.4 | Sorry, still buffering |
| 0:19.0 | One Ahoy to me pay Sorry, still buffering. One! |
| 0:23.7 | Ahoy to me peso. |
| 0:25.8 | Hamish. |
| 0:26.7 | Ha ha, seigneur. |
| 0:29.1 | Maybe not. |
| 0:30.1 | Oh, do you know what? |
| 0:30.8 | This could be long, I'm going to call this early, and I could be way off here, |
| 0:33.8 | but for huge credit points. |
| 0:37.0 | This could be members of children's TV show, The Octanauts. You could be Quasi and you could be Captain Barnacles. A hoide me, Quasi, a hoarding me, Captain Barnacles. What's the show? I can't believe I'm going to... It's not that big, but we had a phase. Gee, that would have been about seven years ago. |
| 0:54.4 | I think I've done all right to remember that. Well done, Hayne. You are Paiso, the penguin, the team's caring, compassionate medic. Yep. Quasi, Jack, the cat, the dead little orange kitten with a mysterious swashbuckling pirate past. He's a larrican. He's like the Michelangelo of the Ninja Turtles. My favourite turtle. |
| 1:10.5 | Captain Barnacles, you're the teddy bear, |
| 1:12.2 | and you're the sensible leader of the group. |
| 1:14.4 | Once again, Andy giving him sort of the highest ranking officer. But a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a straight-laced bear Barnacles. They, good question, what are the Octanauts? Jack, they live in an underwater research centre, and they go on various, I don't know who funds it, would cost a fortune, to be fair. |
| 1:33.9 | Yes, yes. |
| 1:34.7 | Like, I would estimate in actual terms, maybe a billion dollars, I mean, really to live down there in that level of luxury they live in. |
| 1:45.2 | And they go out on missions to learn about sea life and help out the animals. |
| 1:50.1 | It says that I play the accordion. |
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