325: we play the weird colonel sanders dating game

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4.9 • 18.9K Ratings

🗓️ 14 August 2025

⏱️ 60 minutes

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0:00.0	Colonel Sanders, will you be mine?
0:09.5	That's right.
0:10.3	Today we're playing the Colonel Sanders dating simulator.
0:14.2	Because huge news, good friends around the world, Keith plays a porn game, is coming back
0:19.5	for season two.
0:20.3	It is. We got greenland. That's right.
0:23.2	Let's go. Colonel Sanders, he's sort of
0:24.7	one of the greatest artists of our time. But,
0:26.5	Zach, I have a question. Yeah. Which musical
0:28.8	artist is better than Taylor Swift.
0:30.8	Holy shit. That's a crazy
0:32.6	Why are you doing this?
0:34.0	I just popped to my mind.
0:36.4	Why are you doing this? We split into two timelines where Zach has no career and where Zach has a career.
0:42.5	Unbelievable that Keith just did that.
0:44.6	Well, you have to answer.
0:46.7	Under what matters?
0:47.9	I've seen people using this as a way to get listeners to their favorite artists.
0:54.6	Like if an album's that are performing, you go like, can you believe that the lyrics are actually
0:58.1	secretly about Taylor Swift? And then people like, it's a joke. I'm stalling. I like that.
1:02.5	I'm stalling. Yeah. I have an answer for you. Oh, Miles. You have an answer? I think it's the only
1:07.2	answer. Jesus. I literally was about to say Jesus Christ.
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