325. Bon voyage Tim & Eliana, Jacaranda

Office Hours Live with Tim Heidecker

Forever Dog

Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 21 January 2025

⏱️ 63 minutes

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We said bon voyage to Tim and Eliana Athayde before they sailed off on tour, Eliana graced us with the gift of song from her band Jacaranda performing "John the Baptiste," and Tim revealed a new acquisition at the compound. Of course we got into America 2.0 under our new/old totally normal president Trump and his totally normal inauguration activity including his sword dance/cake cutting, his wife Melania's totally normal hat, and Billy Ray Cyrus stinking it up on stage. Watch or listen to another hour including a haunted selfie story, Doug's "Guess the Jingle" game, another tune from Jacaranda, and more inauguration cringe with OFFICE HOURS+ at patreon.com/officehourslive - try a FREE seven-day trial! Go see Tim on tour and at Tim Fest 2 in Austin! Get tickets at timheidecker.com/live Find everything Office Hours including the merch store at officialofficehours.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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