If plants eat sunshine, does that make them reverse vampires?

If Bigfoot has fur, could we use him to make the most paranormal sweater of all time?

Answers to these questions and more on this episode of this

Paranormal Life!

Hello everyone and welcome to this Paranormal Life, the highlight of the week,

the comedy paranormal podcast where every week myself and my co-investigator,

Kit, Greer, Molvena, sit down and we corner a paranormal beast. We've been tracking it for months,

we've got it in the corners, just when it thinks it's going to be able to escape through our legs,

we grab it by the throat and wrestle it into submission and figure out once and for all whether

or not it is true or it is false. I would agree I did have to use the toilet and I might have

opened the front door to the studio. It might have got out. It got out, shit. We've been tracking

I think for months as well, like you said. Yeah, Scooby-Doo would have been a very different cartoon

if I was part of the Scooby Squad. Because I wouldn't wait or-

He'd be the mystery gang. The mystery gang, whatever the f*** they're called.

Because I wouldn't wait to pull the mask off and see what billionaire was underneath it.

It would be like, okay kids, you got me. The truth is that I'm-

I'm just crab him by the throat. Yes, they're strangling.

It's our struggle work for.

Rory, he was trying to tell us. He was coming clean already.

You're just knowing his leg.

Yeah, you know it's bad when Scooby's trying to stop you.

When the dog is trying to stop you from biting.

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