Greetings friends, it is I, D-Trustle.

And this is an anomalous podcast intro.

It's a Saturday morning and it's raining outside.

And the reason it's a Saturday morning is

because yesterday was Friday

and these things keep happening.

But also the reason I'm recording this

on a Saturday morning is because I spent all day yesterday

after returning home from this glorious work

that I'm involved in, that I can't talk about yet.

And I tried to record some kind of fancy podcast intro.

Lots of bells and whistles, tried to be funny.

That's always gonna be a disaster

when you're trying to be funny.

Just forget it.

And also was like putting a lot of icing in there,

you know, that's just clearly a sign of something's off.

And it's like, you know what I mean?

You're making up for your lack of cake

with too much icing.

Usually a sign that's something is off.

So simplicity is always the answer to those situations.

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