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Demolition man, this is number three 23 out of 500 ghost in the machine by the police. This is the 500. All right, so let's talk about stuff that I have going on April 3rd.

I'm doing a goddamn comedy jam for the 50th anniversary of the comedy store at the comedy store with Bobby Lee, Jeff Ross, Mazda Brani.

It's Andrew Santino. It's going to rule April 9th. If you're in Connecticut, we're doing the goddamn comedy jam at Wall Street Theater.

I will also be streaming it so you can see it anywhere in the world. April 18th. I'm doing a shimmy shimmy at the comedy store in Los Angeles. I will not be there though, but you can go. It's going to be a dope show because I will be at the Nashville comedy fest.

April 19th doing a goddamn comedy jam with kid rock and big jail, Chris and Chris Porter and a bunch of other dope people.

And then the rest of the week, I will be at Moon Tower comedy festival doing jam stand up. I'm doing a live 500. It's one of the best festivals in the world just for laughs on Moon Tower.

So we want to see there, man. Oh, and then the end of April early May, I'm doing Netflix Fest in Los Angeles. I'm going to be in LA a lot. I just got back and I already got to go back.

Yeah, man, come to one of those shows. Josh Adam Myers.com. I'm doing a taping for Netflix. It's all there. All the tickets. Do you want your questions read on this podcast for $5 a month on Patreon?

I will read your questions and you will be a part of this podcast. I don't see any of this money. I don't get paid for the show. There's people that work on it.

Fucking give it to them. So maybe then I could start making money from it. But I'm just letting you guys know I will read your questions to Neil to Grass Tyson and Gavin Rostale and everybody else. Patreon.com.

Backslash the 500. Do this the last the thing that I recorded was way more energetic. This is what you get. This is what you get because I just did the whole thing.

Oh, I'm such an idiot. Oh, I even had a hashtag because I took a thumbs in the middle. And I was like, did anybody else experience VO burps?

Because the second I sit down to talk on a microphone, I get indigestion. And then I was like, you know what? Here we'll find out if you listen to the podcast.

Hashtag VO burps, VO, B-U-R-P-S. Let me see them. We're still doing that. The police, dude, I did a whole thing about them. This is what I got right now.

This is our fourth podcast about the police. Each guest has gotten better and better and better. And we do not disappoint the one and only Kate Flannery.

She is Meredith Palmer on the office and honestly one of the coolest, funnest. Is that even a word? She is. She's funnest.

Just a great person. We had a great time talking about this man. We had a great time talking about the office. It's a goodie.

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