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Tick, talk. Where the fuck is she?

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm late. I can only blame the A449.

It's me that does the traffic stories.

No, listen, I've got a really good one.

So I went to park run.

I left plenty of time to get back.

I promise you I did.

And then when I started back, it was obvious a combination of the bridgeworks on the new dual carriageway around Worcester.

You know how to keep people listening.

I do, don't I, right?

And the spring show at the three counties showground meant that there was flipping loads of traffic.

And my direction, my sat navvy thing on my phone was saying it was going to take an hour to do what would usually take 20 minutes.

I apologize.

Then I did that thing.

You know when you're in a traffic jam and I was just sort of listening to the radio, talking to my chum, looking at my phone a little bit, obviously not whilst I was driving.

No, never let it be said.

Because I was in a traffic jam. And I allowed a little bit of space to develop in front of me.

The guy behind me starts hooting.

Did you get out of your car and give him what for?

I had the top down.

I turned round and I made a little gesture to him.

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