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No Such Thing As A Fish

323: No Such Thing As Floating Vaseline

No Such Thing As A Fish

No Such Thing As A Fish

Arts, Nature, History, Science, Improv, Comedy

4.817.9K Ratings

🗓️ 29 May 2020

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss what vaseline does in water; why an owl was found in an owl; and why you need to always keep in the lines.

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a weekly podcast coming

0:20.0

to you from four undisclosed locations in the UK.

0:23.7

My name is Dan Schreiber and I am sitting here with Anna Tuginski, James Harkin and Andrew

0:28.4

Hunter Murray and once again we have gathered around the microphones with our four favorite

0:32.4

facts from the last seven days and in no particular order here we go.

0:37.9

Starting with fact number one and that's my fact.

0:40.7

My fact this week is that early proposals for raising the Titanic back to the ocean's

0:45.0

surface included filling it up with ping pong balls, injecting 180,000 tons of vaseline

0:52.0

into it and turning the ship itself into a nice bug.

0:56.8

What if another ship came along and then hit the Titanic?

1:04.0

It'd be a great reveal if you did hit an iceberg and it cracked open and so the actual

1:08.2

Titanic had to be.

1:10.2

Exactly.

1:11.2

What I mean who's got enough ping pong balls to do the first one of these things?

1:16.0

That is a large number of ping pong balls.

1:18.2

Are these all entirely serious suggestions I guess is what I'm trying to get at.

1:20.9

Yeah well to an extent they are.

1:22.7

You know they're not necessarily practical but in most of the cases we've seen that some

1:28.0

of these methods work.

1:29.0

So for example the ping pong ball idea that was actually used not actual ping pong balls

1:35.0

but the premise of putting ping pong balls into a ship was used by a Danish engineer

1:39.6

called Karl Kroyer and back in 1964 there was a crash of a ship in the harbor in Kuwait

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