And then buddy cop to Jimmy Smith comes over and he's like I get it

You're looking for that lady's kid because you want a fucker and Jimmy Smith is like what and he's I'm a police officer

Why else would you try to find a lady's lost kid?

I don't understand. You're a fucker. You're so right.

Have you never fucked a lady whose kid? You found they are. Oh, it's so great.

It's a great night. Let me tell you.

That awful movie.

Welcome back to the game cast where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema because it makes regular movies good even if they suck.

I'm your host Noah Luzon's he's going to be unable to join us today.

He's busy moving his three possessions but sitting 900 miles to my northeast is my bad friend Eli Bosnick Eli.

How are you this fine afternoon sir?

Fantastic. No, it's been more than a month of torturing Cara Santa Maria and I've come back and style.

There you go. Yeah, no right, right. Yes. It's been longer since we've seen her than since the audience has.

And of course, as we've just teased also joining us today is somehow still returning gas massacres to talk nerdy fame.

Cara Santa Maria. Cara, welcome back.

I miss your dejected sigh.

So tell us, Cara, what will we be breaking down today?

Okay, so this is the story of a little girl who is chosen or I don't know, maybe she's Jesus or the ringleader of a monkey bat slash rat or a meat.

I'm clear on the details, but yeah, anyway, this movie is called Blessed the Child. It's on HBO because they probably got it as one of those like freebie package deals with Dune.

Like when they put the shitty you two songs on your new iPod and you couldn't take them off.

Yeah, right. Exactly. Yeah. That's why. Yeah.

And Eli, how bad was this movie? Well, if you loved the satanic panic, but it was all too reasonable and evidence based for your taste.

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