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The Tim Dillon Show

323 - Ari Shaffir

The Tim Dillon Show

The Tim Dillon Show

News Commentary, News, Comedy

4.7 β€’ 13.2K Ratings

πŸ—“οΈ 14 November 2022

⏱️ 60 minutes

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- Tim Dillon is joined in Gas Digital Studios for the last guest episode for the year. Sitting down with Tim we have comedian Ari Shaffir to discuss, Shaffir fleeing the country after being cancelled, fat rehab, & much more.


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dylan show in New York City. I was here to do a show in Philly, which was great. Thank you to everybody for coming out to parks casino and I'm at the Miami Improv November 17th through the 19th.

0:15.0

And this is our final guest of the year, the rest are where we're we're back to solo episodes, but we wanted to get you in.

0:23.0

Are you sure fear. Thanks, buddy. The truth, Park Casino full of fat disgusting people though, right? Um, because you know, people are like gutter.

0:33.0

The people that came my Tracy, fat Tracy, hosted the show. She brought in four or five women after the show to take a photo.

0:43.0

One woman had a gold chain like the one Mr. T used to wear tied around her Fupa.

0:51.0

I mean the most disgusting, but you know, I'm sure the rest of the audience was lovely, but that one woman.

1:01.0

I mean, it was wild, but but but full of life. Oh, no, they're having a good time. They're having a good time. They're out of the casino. Yeah.

1:10.0

You're 1199 meals. You're special. I have had three different people call me and go, this thing is so fucking good. Oh, hell yeah. It's amazing. You worked on it for five years.

1:22.0

It has a theme. The theme is Jews. The theme is taken over the theme is Jews. It couldn't be more relevant right now.

1:33.0

I feel like people just discovered us because of Kanye put us over. Yeah. The way he did it, he would do with Mace. Yeah.

1:41.0

Why did you want to do an hour about the most hated group of people on earth? I like to start the podcast. That's a good question.

1:49.0

I went to Edinburgh. They all do these dumb fucking theme hours and they're so bad at it. Yeah. I always get serious for so long. Well, it's always like an hour is like I was misgendered at a fruit stand.

2:00.0

Yeah, or someone's doing it from a treadmill the whole time. Yeah. It's just like some weird. Yeah, I was misgendered. It's the end of my life. Right.

2:07.0

Someone in a text thread called me retarded and that's an hour. Yeah, it's an hour about this one nothing moment. They always should have over pushed the drama.

2:15.0

You get Miss Pat who just skates by her rape. You don't even like wait, what did she just say? Yeah. She was hit with a dump truck. Yeah. And she doesn't even really dwell on it.

2:26.0

A little dump truck didn't do farewell. Right. It's a good point. Yeah. What what was it about where you just like I want to how Jewish even already I don't even think of you as that you look very Jewish, but I don't think of you as a committed Jew.

2:41.0

I'm out. That's the deal. I'm out. I'm not committed at all. I don't give a shit about those people. I do. I care about them a little bit, but like you have to culture. That's it. I look for bargains. Yeah.

2:51.0

I mean, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, construction company and you go, oh, fuck it on that. Yeah. I mean, I, my, my people are Irish. So I feel a kinship with my people.

3:04.0

100%. I'm not like on Long Island. Long Island. I feel a kinship with criminals and people that do prescription drugs. Yes. Contractors. No, but I feel people.

3:15.0

People that you grew up around are the people that you love. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's what it is. So I was just wanted to show everybody what they were.

3:22.0

And what are they? They're, they're just like everybody else. Just one step off. True. They're better. Better. We value education. Yeah.

3:31.0

We're not born intelligent. It might be genetic. Let's be honest. There's no, there's not going to be studies on it, but we are smarter.

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