322: Wake Your Parents at 6AM (It’s Christmas)

Correct Opinions with Trey and Katie Kennedy

Comedy

4.8 • 6K Ratings

🗓️ 24 December 2025

⏱️ 74 minutes

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It’s Christmas Eve and there are officially no rules... from waking your parents up at 6AM to navigating family chaos, Midwest rivalries, and end-of-year reflections. Plus, the crew wraps the year with correct opinions, holiday affirmations, and a special guest, Mal Hal interview to close it out.

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0:00.0	Merry Christmas and happy Holland Day.
0:06.9	Harmony, harmony, anyone?
0:08.1	Days.
0:11.3	Thank you.
0:12.2	Thanks for asking us to do that.
0:13.4	Yeah, I'm sure everyone loved that.
0:15.6	O for three, guys.
0:16.8	I know how to do harmony.
0:18.3	I know what that means, yeah.
0:54.3	December 24th, we're here. It's Christmas Eve. What are you guys doing right now? I'm not talking to the recties. They can't answer me. But we don't put in the comments. We'll read it. On Christmas Day, I'll avoid my family to read the comments. I'm dead serious. Try me, dude. Comment on the YouTube. we want to hear from you guys. But we're recording this early, obviously. What are you doing right now, Christmas Eve morning? I have a guess for Derek. And right about now, he's thinking, this stupid dog has crapped everywhere. Why did I get this puppy? I wish they would come down the chimney and shoot it. Oh my gosh. I'm 35 years old.
0:55.3	Why am I clean up dog crap on Christmas?
0:57.5	Because it's America.
1:00.3	That's what Derek is doing right now.
1:02.5	Katie is waking up after bad.
1:06.8	I sleep bad, bad, bad, bad.
1:08.2	Oh, oh, no.
1:09.3	I know this because she's going, I'm sleeping bad.
1:12.5	Or the kids are up because it's their first night in new place.
1:15.6	I've never tapped you and said, I'm sleeping bad. You have it in the moment. You're very respectful in the moment. But the next day I get updates. And then the morning, the kids will be so far up to be with their cousins and their grandparents that you and I will be sleeping right now.
1:30.7	Go back to bed. Because your extended family is coming over in the morning. So we will be. What time? I don't know. Not that early. We're having brunch. Oh, so I guess that's what I'm doing. You know, I don't think I know when I'm sleeping bed. I think I'm so out of it in the middle of the night that I think like whatever's happening in my dream is happening to me. It's not until like 11 a.m. where I'm like, I think I slept bad. It's a mental game. I just took a 10 minute power nap. I've got this in my bag now, dude. Wow, two times this week.
2:01.8	It just hit me so hard.
2:02.8	I go, let me just try.
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