All right, Matt.

So yesterday I was at Walmart and I was buying a big bag of dog food for the dogs.

Yeah.

And I'm in the checkout line.

And the lady behind me, she goes, oh, do you have a dog?

And I'm thinking, why else would I have a big bag of dog food?

But you know me.

I'm a smart aleck.

So I said, well, actually, no, I'm restarting the dog food diet. It's like, you know me I'm a smart aleck so I said well actually no I'm restarting the dog food diet and it's like

you know I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time but I lost 50 pounds in a

month but I did wake up in an intensive care unit had had, you know, tubes coming out of it.

So I probably shouldn't do it, but it's easy.

All you do is you walk around with dog food in all your pockets,

and when you get hungry, you just pull out a piece of dog food, pop it in your mouth,

chew it, and go on about your business.

Quick way to lose weight.

And she goes, oh, really?

I said, yeah.

Now, all the people in the line at this point had kind of caught on to my story, right?

Yeah.

And she goes, well, did the dog food make you sick or something?

I said, no.

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