322 - The Bee Farm Re-Pitch

Hamish & Andy

LiSTNR

Comedy

4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2026

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

Before making their final decision on what to do with the People’s Bitcoin, Hamish re-pitches his plan to purchase a bee farm. Andy plays a fun guessing game with the boys involving Siri. Hamish and Jack set Andy’s wedding planning challenges. Plus, Andy reveals his lawyer’s response to Hamish’s suggestion of sending out a 5-star health rating for Dimmies & Tinnies.

1. Bitcoin Ideas - The Price Is Correct
2. Andy’s Wedding Challenge
3. Siri Name Game
4. Health Star Penalties

Transcript

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0:00.0	A Listener Production
0:03.9	Activate your internet
0:09.1	Because the Haymish and Andy podcast starts in three
0:14.0	Two
0:15.5	Sorry, still buffering
0:19.0	One Ahoy to me CattleFell Sorry, still buffering. One!
0:23.7	Ahoie to me Cattlefish, Hamish.
0:26.5	Hello, Cuttle with a T, or Cuddlefish?
0:30.1	Are we fictional fish?
0:31.6	No, Cattle with a T.
0:32.7	Yeah, yeah, great.
0:33.5	I think we're invertebrose, but keep going.
0:36.3	Ahoie to me squid. We're things in the sea. I think we're invertebrates. I think we're invertebrates, but keep going. Ahoy to me squid.
0:38.3	There are things in the sea.
0:39.6	I think we're invertebrates.
0:41.0	I think we're things without spines.
0:42.8	That would qualify, but it's not it.
0:46.1	Are we members of, is there a, I don't watch,
0:51.8	I haven't seen lots of SpongeBob Squarepants,
0:53.8	but are we members of...
0:55.7	No, I'm an octopus.
0:57.5	You're an octopus and he's a squid.
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