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No Such Thing As A Fish

No Such Thing As A Fish

Arts, Nature, History, Science, Improv, Comedy

4.817.9K Ratings

🗓️ 22 May 2020

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

James, Anna, Andy & Dan discuss dizzy monks, soggy cheese and slimy sausages.

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a weekly podcast coming

0:20.0

to you from four undisclosed locations in the UK.

0:23.9

My name is Dan Schreiber and I am sitting here with Andrew Hunter Murray, Anatozhinsky

0:28.4

and James Harkin and once again we have gathered around the microphones with our four favorite

0:33.0

facts from the last seven days and in no particular order here we go.

0:38.1

Starting with James.

0:39.9

My fact this week is that hagfish can eat by sitting inside the dinner and absorbing

0:45.8

the nutrients through their skin.

0:47.7

Isn't that amazing?

0:50.7

Wouldn't that be incredible if you could just sit inside your curry and just eat the food

0:54.7

like that?

0:55.7

There would be some foods that would be worse for or messier for.

0:59.0

Go on.

1:00.0

The way if you had to get inside a sausage before eating it, do you think you're very big

1:04.6

soft?

1:05.6

I think it's going to be messy almost whatever food you're climbing inside.

1:08.6

You're true.

1:09.6

I think with a sausage you might just rub it against your skin rather than climbing and

1:13.5

trying to strap the sausage to yourself.

1:15.0

I think so and then it's slowly absorbed.

1:16.4

That's what I would do if I was a hagfish.

1:18.0

I'd like to see a hagfish eating a sausage because they look a bit like a long sausage.

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