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The Scathing Atheist

322: Joey Strikes Back Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Other

4.93.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 April 2019

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this week’s episode, everyone hates Ex Benedict, Christian people react to Mayor Pete like a Rubik's Cube made of their deepest fears, and Matt Powell will beg gay people to handcuff him.

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Guest Links:

Check out Oberon and Neptune Beat up the Planet here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVanPBtyOm_p2X5bgIv4Lkw


Headlines:

Benedict breaks silence to remind everyone it’s the hippies’ fault they raped kids: https://www.catholicnewsagency.com/news/full-text-of-benedict-xvi-the-church-and-the-scandal-of-sexual-abuse-59639

Missouri passes bill banning anonymity of atheist plaintiffs in church/state separation lawsuits: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/04/10/missouri-bill-banning-anonymity-of-atheist-plaintiffs-in-lawsuits-passes-house/

Matt Powell is still mentally ill or an evil liar: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/04/12/angry-young-hate-preacher-shares-bigoted-facts-about-the-lgbt-in-sermon/

Pete Buttigieg is terrifying to Christians like Mike Pence: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/04/12/pete-buttigieg-mike-pence-uses-christianity-as-justification-to-harm-people/ https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/04/10/religious-right-figures-are-already-saying-pete-buttigieg-isnt-really-christian/


This Week in Misogyny:

Texas House Debates Bill Giving the Death Penalty to Women Who Have Abortions https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/04/11/texas-house-debates-bill-giving-the-death-penalty-to-women-who-have-abortions/

Transcript

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0:00.0

Warning, this sentence is pretty much the longest we're gonna go without profanity in this show.

0:06.0

This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by Antibiotics.

0:10.0

Antibiotics, because genocide is okay when they weren't your fucking lymph nodes to begin with.

0:16.0

And now, The Skating Atheist.

0:19.0

Hi, I'm Oberon.

0:20.0

And I'm Neptune.

0:21.0

And we're from Oberon and Neptune beat up the planet.

0:24.0

Uh, hey Oberon, you remember Earth?

0:27.0

Yeah, wait, isn't that the one full of creatures that did in fact evolve from filthy monkey people?

0:32.0

Yeah, that's the one.

0:33.0

Yeah!

0:35.0

Good thing we beat up that planet.

0:37.0

Yeah, you're telling me.

0:56.0

Ah, it's Thursday.

1:00.0

Yeah, it's April 18th.

1:02.0

And if you're not an American atheist with us right now, fuck you.

1:06.0

Okay, too strong.

1:08.0

Just a pilot pack.

1:09.0

Sorry, sorry.

1:10.0

I have no illusions.

1:12.0

Um, Eli Bosnik.

1:13.0

Um, he's then right.

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