322: Joey Strikes Back Edition
The Scathing Atheist
Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC
4.9 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 18 April 2019
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
In this week’s episode, everyone hates Ex Benedict, Christian people react to Mayor Pete like a Rubik's Cube made of their deepest fears, and Matt Powell will beg gay people to handcuff him.
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Headlines:
Benedict breaks silence to remind everyone it’s the hippies’ fault they raped kids: https://www.catholicnewsagency.com/news/full-text-of-benedict-xvi-the-church-and-the-scandal-of-sexual-abuse-59639
Missouri passes bill banning anonymity of atheist plaintiffs in church/state separation lawsuits: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/04/10/missouri-bill-banning-anonymity-of-atheist-plaintiffs-in-lawsuits-passes-house/
Matt Powell is still mentally ill or an evil liar: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/04/12/angry-young-hate-preacher-shares-bigoted-facts-about-the-lgbt-in-sermon/
Pete Buttigieg is terrifying to Christians like Mike Pence: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/04/12/pete-buttigieg-mike-pence-uses-christianity-as-justification-to-harm-people/ https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/04/10/religious-right-figures-are-already-saying-pete-buttigieg-isnt-really-christian/
This Week in Misogyny:
Texas House Debates Bill Giving the Death Penalty to Women Who Have Abortions https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/04/11/texas-house-debates-bill-giving-the-death-penalty-to-women-who-have-abortions/
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Warning, this sentence is pretty much the longest we're gonna go without profanity in this show. |
| 0:06.0 | This week's episode of The Skating Atheist is brought to you by Antibiotics. |
| 0:10.0 | Antibiotics, because genocide is okay when they weren't your fucking lymph nodes to begin with. |
| 0:16.0 | And now, The Skating Atheist. |
| 0:19.0 | Hi, I'm Oberon. |
| 0:20.0 | And I'm Neptune. |
| 0:21.0 | And we're from Oberon and Neptune beat up the planet. |
| 0:24.0 | Uh, hey Oberon, you remember Earth? |
| 0:27.0 | Yeah, wait, isn't that the one full of creatures that did in fact evolve from filthy monkey people? |
| 0:32.0 | Yeah, that's the one. |
| 0:33.0 | Yeah! |
| 0:35.0 | Good thing we beat up that planet. |
| 0:37.0 | Yeah, you're telling me. |
| 0:56.0 | Ah, it's Thursday. |
| 1:00.0 | Yeah, it's April 18th. |
| 1:02.0 | And if you're not an American atheist with us right now, fuck you. |
| 1:06.0 | Okay, too strong. |
| 1:08.0 | Just a pilot pack. |
| 1:09.0 | Sorry, sorry. |
| 1:10.0 | I have no illusions. |
| 1:12.0 | Um, Eli Bosnik. |
| 1:13.0 | Um, he's then right. |
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