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Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

#322: 26 Million Could Have Bought Gas

Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Politics, News

4.7680 Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2021

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

1- Pipeline is down. Price is up. Memorial Day is coming.
2- Let me fill these gas cans and light this here cigarette.
3- Take off that mask.
4- Bankrupt? Only morally.
5- Hey, kid. Want a gun?
6- I’ll be damned. A good guy with a gun.
7- Tent City. The good kind.
8- Goodbye, Ellen.
9- See what had happened was I washed that ticket...

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello, this is Alonzo Bowden, and welcome to episode 32 of my podcast,

0:23.7

who's paying attention brought to you by Hello Fresh.

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0:42.8

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1:04.4

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1:16.0

this. It's easy and it's delicious. So to those in the Southeast, I know you know about the

1:25.1

colonial pipeline. Everyone probably knows about this story by now right so the

1:31.7

colonial pipeline supplies about half of the gas to the southeast and there was a hack and the pipeline

1:42.7

shut down and that led to panic buying and you saw if you saw the

1:50.8

news or saw anything on social media there were people filling up like they had these big

1:57.2

plastic tanks in the back of their pickup trucks some were towing i saw one that was

2:02.1

a guy was towing barrels i don't know where he got empty barrels then of course we have you know

2:07.5

the darwin award nominees like the guy who had four gas jugs you know plastic or metal whatever

2:16.4

they were i think there were plastic gas jugs that he filled, plastic or metal, whatever they were. I think there were plastic

2:17.9

gas jugs that he filled up and put in the back of his Hummer. And as he was leaving the gas

2:24.1

station, he decided it was time to have a cigarette. So he no longer owns a Hummer. Uh, yeah. So

2:30.9

fights at gas stations, prices. I saw one thing of a price $9.98 a gallon.

2:38.6

Gas is scarce and people got nervous. It was like toilet paper last year. Right. So your toilet paper, now you gas.

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