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Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

321. The Lazy Republican

Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

Chris D'Elia

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 โ€ข 26.5K Ratings

๐Ÿ—“๏ธ 15 June 2023

โฑ๏ธ 59 minutes

๐Ÿงพ๏ธ Download transcript

Summary

๐Ÿ˜ If you want totally ad/commercial free, uncensored/extended episodes 1 day early +1 entire bonus episode per month, exclusive merch + Discord & exclusive content over on Patreon: patreon.com/chrisdelia This week we've got pride, politics, and aliens! Plus Connor McGregor knocked out a mascot, and Chris watches one of his favorite videos of all time. Spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Instagram and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. ๐Ÿ“ธ Instagram: instagram.com/chrisdelia ๐Ÿ•บ TikTok: tiktok.com/@chrisdelia ๐ŸŽฎ Twitch: twitch.tv/flexavenue ๐Ÿฅ Twitter: twitter.com/chrisdelia ๐Ÿ‘ค Facebook: facebook.com/chrisdeliaofficial Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

a

0:05.8

two-son end Colorado and Las Vegas. I'm coming there.

0:11.1

Crystallia.com for tickets, Charlotte, North Carolina, Knoxville, Tennessee, Little Rock

0:15.8

Arkansas for some reason Nashville and a bunch of Canadian dates. And Florida, all over

0:24.1

the place Philadelphia go to Crystallia.com get them tickets. And that's that for now.

0:31.1

So like and subscribe before we get into the podcast and here we go. Another episode

0:36.7

of Congratulations.

0:38.6

Oh, shit, dude. It feels like I haven't done this podcast in three weeks. I don't know what's

0:53.7

going on. Maybe it's because I've done so much since then. You know, just being a dad

0:58.2

just getting absolutely yatted to the gills, you know, just absolutely. I mean, dude, he's

1:04.8

different. He's different. Blip it out because it's the beginning. But oh, Christ, he did

1:10.6

it again, didn't he? He got all inked up. I got all drawn on a crap, dude. Oh crap, dude.

1:20.0

But yeah. So that's what's going on. My addiction's got to go somewhere and now it's just

1:25.6

getting drawn on. So that's cool. You know, I could be a hero in addict, but I'm not

1:32.4

instead getting all drawn on. Anyway, I'm 43. You know, people say it's a midlife crisis,

1:39.6

but really I just think I'm the absolute shit. I'd rather marry a smart sense that I've

1:48.0

caring woman than someone who thinks that the absolute shit, that's from a few episodes

1:52.2

ago. No, I don't think I'm the absolute shit. As a matter of fact, I have insecurity problems.

1:55.9

And sometimes I think I'm not worth anything. But anyway, another episode of congratulations

2:01.8

is coming. So yeah, we're having a good time in life. My son is good. My other son is

2:10.6

good. My wife is good. My dad and my mom, my everything's good, man. And it's too hot

2:16.8

in the air, but it's fine. Dude, guess what? Los Angeles, you know, it's been thinking

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