Well, let's see the point in waiting a bit longer, so let's bring her out.

We're going to start with your action.

The one you came to see.

Ladies and gentlemen, the one, the only Miss Judy Goldie.

Hello, everyone.

It's Tuesday, which means it's a new episode of Kill Me Now.

I've never said that before.

That we drop on Tuesdays.

I drop pretty much all the fucking time because I'm so fucking tired.

I'm very excited about our guest today and not because he's funny and not because, you know, he's gay.

It's none of these things that you think I'm going to be excited to talk to him for.

I don't know what that sentence was, but he'll correct me because he's a teacher.

He is a fucking teacher.

I come from a family of teachers.

No job.

I respect more than teaching the intersection, which is a word I fucking hate, but I'm going to say it anyway of teaching and comedy is so amazing.

I don't think people realize that our next act act.

I'm not on stage.

Our guest would not be as great of a comedian as he is if he wasn't a teacher and great comedians are teachers.

And my hair looks like shit.

And I'm going to tell you why in just a few minutes, but you're listening.

So you don't see that my hair looks like shit, but check your Instagram.

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