320. Whats a Goon To A Goblin?
The Hard Or Soft Show
The Hard Or Soft Show
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🗓️ 12 February 2026
⏱️ 127 minutes
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This week Courtney, Loon and Yesssterday talk being a Gooner, whats in their goon cave, Kinks with the intent on not finishing, how certain kinks reflect where we are with relationships ad social media, and Valentines day plans!! We also get a call from Anisha of Bedroom Kandi who talks about their social affair that Tahoe is hosting in Atlanta on March 31st!! ENJOY!!!
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| 0:00.0 | Can I ask you a question? Why you don't ever play with my nipples? |
| 0:05.0 | I got nipples too. It's my turn to get tired up. Not in handcuffs, no. I got PTSD. |
| 0:11.0 | Welcome the heart of soul. When men speak, so hopefully somebody will understand. |
| 0:17.0 | When you say freaky, what's freaky? What you mean by freaky? Alright, if I do this, you're not going to tell your friends, right? |
| 0:24.6 | I need to say you. |
| 0:28.6 | I need to say you. |
| 0:30.6 | You know. |
| 0:32.6 | I'm going to say you. |
| 0:34.6 | You know what you want you to read? Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony. watching me watching me |
| 0:40.3 | telling you |
| 0:43.3 | watching me |
| 0:44.3 | watching me |
| 0:45.3 | watching |
| 0:46.3 | watching |
| 0:47.3 | watching |
| 0:50.3 | some type of stimulant |
| 0:52.3 | could we see the goon k |
| 0:53.3 | sure after you there are towels on the chair so watching some type of stimulant. Could we see the goon cave? Sure. Off to you. |
| 0:55.2 | Oh, there are towels on the chair, so I don't damage chairs. I'm just letting you. And when you say damage, you mean with... Like, no, I mean, like, if you had something on your pants, it's right. Yeah. So, this is my cave. There's two 27-inch monitors, 50-inch TV, bikinis, lingerie, panties on the wall. |
| 1:14.2 | And then also? A chair and then... Oh my God, you know, some lot of tablets. Yeah. Wow. Could I take a moment to sit in there? This is the semen protect 7 thousand. No, I mean, I wouldn't say that. It's just more for, in a sense, your case, so... I mean, you like just kind of, so you're watching, wow, it's really, I think you're kind of, like, a little bit of scratching the monkey. And then what you're kind of, like, waiting to climax for 12 hours, or there's, like, kind of... It's more of a balance, so you're kind of... It's a marathon, not a sprint type of... Yes. If there was a graph, your climax right here, |
| 1:46.0 | point of no return, you're just trying to get as close as possible and balance that. How do you feel in those moments? Is it like chasing a high? Oh yeah, 100%. I'm able to recreate that feeling, but obviously over time, you know, maybe one screen was enough and then now I had to do two now I have the option for three |
| 2:01.0 | and there's two projectors yeah two now i have the option for three |
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