I've ruled out uni because I want to live at home.

I've ruled out uni because I want to earn money.

I've ruled out uni because of my grades.

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I wore my funky trousers. My head's back. We need to talk about these trousers. Yeah,

do you want me to stand up for the camera? Stand up because then he hasn't seen him.

And maybe just what?

It sounded like you did a big comedy fart.

It was a drill downstairs.

Now, talk us through, talk us through this.

By the way, that sounds like a prototype for the world's first motorbike downstairs.

So these are just, I picked them up, they were were comfy but how were they sold to you um I saw what did you buy them in 1996 last week in Dublin see a nice wee bit of ankle there for you too yeah I like them they're comfy they're good in the summer they're nice and floured I was about to say they must be good for the summer getting a nice breeze up the... They aren't, yeah.

Yeah, you're getting up.

But surely you'd were.

They're very, like, 45-year-old divorced woman, getting back out there. And is that not my entire vibe? Yeah, it actually isn't. I'm getting back out there. Fuck you. Yeah. Especially with the shaved head. this is in each Belfast

divorced woman.

Your hair line.

Like you willast divorced woman. Your hair line's better.

Like you will see this woman on the 12th wrapped in the flag.

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