Berlin, hello, Berlin Germany.

Berlin Germany, we are here kicking off our European tour.

This is our first ever show outside of the sweet warm bosom of our United States.

And I'm not used to doing a show without my, you know, traditional 45 ounce refillable

beverage.

I just want to, you know, quick note before we get started.

If you are hearing this show in English, think in American.

Yeah, no, it's just, this is dangerous for us because, you know, we've been here now in

Berlin about two and a half, three days.

Yeah, I like that.

And yeah, I never want to go back.

I can say with straight authority now, coming from New York City, the number one greatest

classiest of all the world class city in the world.

Yankees Yankees number one Jets, Matt's Jets, Rangers, Nick's.

Berlin is now number one city friendship with New York canceled.

Honestly, in two weeks, we'd have done all of their drugs and we'll just have to leave.

So far, it has kicked the shit out of a New York city and just about every regard.

But it is an honor and a joy to be with you here in Germany and Berlin.

And you know, when I was thinking about, you know, plotting out this show and wondering,

what are we going to do?

What are we going to talk about?

I've had a nightmare for a month now of just absolutely bombing to a crowd of just stone-faced

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