What's up, everybody? Happy Monday. I am lunchbox. I am the one that runs the show because I know the most about sports. That's why I give you my sports opinions, the sports facts, because I'm pretty much a sports genius.

I'm Eddie. I really don't know why I'm on the show because I don't know anything about sports, but I am a fan. I love to watch sports. I just don't know who's on the field. Like what anyone's name is their stats and really don't give a crap.

Lunch gives us the I'm right lunch gives us the facts. Those are real interesting man. Keep bringing those facts.

So who are you? Oh, he's the one that gives us those locks. Keep bringing those locks. Yeah, never hit. I want to apologize to everybody out there. My lock was Maryland plus 17.

I think they lost by 24, 22. I missed it by a touchdown. I bet. Yeah, you're bad. They were in it the whole time. It happened at the very end. There was a pick six. You ever seen the hash tag kicks. Yeah, at the very end, there was a pick six. Okay. They were up by like 28. Yeah, but I'm telling you, it was close till the end. You were in it until the third quarter. That's not the end. I think everybody's irritable today. Is that right? No, no, I'm not irritable. Why are you kidding me? Dude? It was an amazing sports weekend. What a sports weekend. I mean, jeez. Louise.

Like, let's start out with our game. Would you rather because we have this discussion at UFC 229. We're watching these people get the crap beat out of them in the UFC fights. And we said, would you rather be an NFL player or a UFC fighter? I'll go first NFL player. Who wants to fight in a cage? Like, you realize how dumb those guys are going to be when they're 60 70. We haven't seen the batch of UFC fighters when they're older. How dumb they're going to be. They're from dumb as rocks now. Oh, imagine them in 30 years, dude. Like dude, if football,

I think about it. You're awesome. Like, you know, you you could be a superstar. You were pads. You get to hit people. Sometimes you get hit. That didn't feel too good. These dudes, they were nothing but underwear. They're barefooted and they get their butt kicked every day. Like, no way. I'm a football player. Even with the what you know about CTE, you would rather be a football player. Yeah, CTE is just the same in UFC. You get punched in the head is the same thing. I don't see many boxers later on in life being all messed up. Are you talking about they're all messed up. My Tyson, well,

was Mike Tyson always messed up like that. Yeah, I'm talking about it. Hey, man, I'm a teacher children. Yeah, I'm a teacher. I'm a teacher. I'm a Mike Tyson. Maybe I've got a few punches in my head. I can't really talk that well anymore. But I don't know if you always talk like that. Yeah, he always talk like this. It's really weird. You hear my Tyson. It's like, hey, I don't sound anything like my cousin. No, because you expect him to be like, I'm Mark Tyson. Yeah, I'm a Tyson. I beat you, but just me and you and me in the ring. I'll beat your butt. You kind of sound like him a little bit. Thank you. You remember when he

said, how rip your hot out now you two children? Yeah, remember when you bit a van der Holyfields ear off? No, dude, you did he really wow tells about that. Let's bring up a thing that happened in history that everybody knows about NASK. Do you remember this? Did you know that he said I'll rip your heart out? Neat your babies. I heard it. Okay, I know. So that's what we're talking about. I know we all know about. Hey, did you know that he bit the ear off of a guy? No, did you know they has a tattoo on his face? Yeah, because of the movie hangover. I think he got it before that. I don't think he got it for the movie.

And I think that was the he's really the first person. He made face tattoos mainstream. Yeah. Uh, Charles Manson had a face tattoo. Okay, I said mainstream. Charles Manson had crazy people. He was nuts. Mike Tyson got a swastika on his forehead. Yeah, it's a different. Mike Tyson got a like it just like a design on his face. And then I was like, Hey, you know what? Face tattoos not too bad. Would you really have a face tattoo or a neck tattoo? Neither. No, this is a double. What would you rather do?

Yeah, this is this is the same as would you rather be an alcoholic or a drug addict? I'm like, what none of the above? No, no. Do you understand the point of the game is to answer the question. Like so if someone made me have a neck tattoo or a face tattoo. Yeah, which one would you get? I don't know a neck. I feel like the neck tattoo is like I'm a bad ass. Like don't mess with me face tattoo. You're an idiot. And neck tattoo. You can get the back and it'll look pretty cool actually. If it's on your back neck, you're fine. Front. I never got a back neck. I got a tram stamp. That I remember that numbers. I always thought number 23.

What I was in and growing up sports when I get the number 23 back in any inspiration behind 23. Yeah, Jordan. Okay, just making sure. I even a lot when he played basketball. Yeah, in every time in football and basketball, everybody wanted 23. So sometimes I'd have to get like 22 or 24. Anything around there. Close enough. Hey, so right. What would you rather be a football player or UFC fighter? Football player. I'm better at football and UFC. I'm not a great puncher. I'm good at wrestling and stuff like that. So I'm a way better football player. It's football. And I'm a if I was UFC. I'd be

more of the wrestler type guy. I'm not. And people would be mad at you. They'd be booing you the ground. Dude, I'd be the most boring UFC fight because I'm going to wrestle all five rounds. I'm not taking punches and kicks. I'm getting them on the ground just like Kabeeb. Okay. What about you? Oh, you're I'm going NFL fight NFL player because I'm a fighter. In a fit. Well, yes, NFL player. Just because you can make your millions quick and you can get out UFC. You got to fight a lot to get there. And by the time you get to the top, you have a couple fights where you're making a couple million.

And then and fighting you get knocked out. How many fights before you start making money? You think like 20 20. It depends how good you are and how you're able to market yourself. I mean, you look at Conor McGregor. He's fought professionally. He's 26 and four now or 23 and four, something like that. But these are going through the ranks doing hundreds of fights. You got a body of mind. There's on the Milwaukee circuit. He never even became a professional dude. He's a. Who's your buddy in the Milwaukee? Matt Delano. He just never made it big. He never made it big, right? Right?

But you for lunch to say all there's 20 fights. No, I said in the professional. I said, you got to go fight in the little Coliseum in Podunk, Kentucky. And then you got to go down to Louisiana and fight on the river. And I mean, just it sounds terrible. His name Mac Delimo Magdaleno Pat Magdaleno. I used to wrestle him. And then I ended up going to college. He went UFC. But I'm just saying we and him were both wrestlers. He decided to go to UFC. I decided to go the edge.

Yeah, I could have been watching from him against Conor against Cabeb. But I'm settle as I sit down, you know? But that's that's how people manage this. I mean, Keme Acid no, you could have been nothing is interesting. I'm just guessing what would happen to floor that with incapaclit, like for like a

two years old kid, just like a six-year mobilized. I'd just go, yeah, maybe maybe a little bit on me, but if I hang him on English东西 I remember him jumping the other day. And then you're still chroma C

never-ending call out to all the foreign entrepreneurs. I'm gonna donate one thing. Pompeo Orlando military positions help me to really go see this with first voice.

I mean, maybe we're gonna be seeing him in the coming years. That's what I'm saying. Is he still fighting?

Dude, that's what I'm saying. There's an amazing fighter out there. Oh, it doesn't seem like I mean if he's still fighting, that's not a lot of fights. I mean, last time I was fighting was 2015, so probably not.

It looks kind of tired. Hey, he retired on defeat.

Dude, Conor took a couple years off. Maybe my buddy's taking a couple off. Yeah. All right. Let's just jump to UFC 229. Saturday night.

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