32: We Confess Our Worst Crimes Ever

Zane and Heath: Unfiltered

Zane & Heath

Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 35K Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2020

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Heath's grandpa found an alligator in his garage! Matt put his life in danger as a kid! Somebody tried to break into our house! Zane found TONS of money lying on the ground! We all reveal our criminal history in the funniest way possible. Enjoy!

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0:00.0	Oh my gosh.
0:01.4	Our podcast gets seen one time at a gas station and now here he go.
0:06.1	We're getting makeup done.
0:07.1	Do I need to touch up?
0:08.8	No, no, no, no.
0:10.8	Give him a touch up.
0:12.0	Matt, the redness on your face.
0:13.2	It looks cute.
0:13.8	Natural blush.
0:14.6	Yeah, exactly.
0:15.4	It's called rosacea.
0:17.2	Okay?
0:17.9	Remember when we were on that cruise and that's when you had your, uh, you had, that's when you had, uh, your, uh, my psoriasis.
0:22.9	Your psoriasis.
0:23.6	Oh my, my, he had to make it going.
0:25.1	He had to tell everybody in that shit.
0:26.8	No, no, no.
0:27.3	Remember you're making, like, you're coming up with a situation.
0:30.6	Like, imagine a bunch of girls like, like, are making fun of you.
0:33.9	Yeah. I just come in front of you and I'm just like, hey, don't make fun my friend.
0:37.8	He has psoriasis.
0:38.8	Matt, let's go.
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