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32: Slicing Ween with Michelle Wolf | Soder Podcast | EP 32

Soder

Dan Soder

Comedy Interviews, Stand-up, Comedy

52K Ratings

🗓️ 19 June 2024

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Transcript

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0:00.0

I'm here with a baby.

0:05.0

Yeah, you got a whole human with you.

0:07.0

I know and I'm like I'm like you stay here baby.

0:10.0

Yeah, I'm walking like up and down the streets I used to always walk down and I'm like this is weird.

0:14.0

You got to look at now with like, yeah, you look at it with mom eyes now.

0:17.6

Yeah, I'm like everything's dangerous.

0:19.6

Oh, look at this.

0:20.4

I was in a park and there's like, I mean, there's like so many kids and they're all like chained together in a yeah a little

0:26.9

chain gang that's really funny you had the little ducks crossing the street yeah and it's great because it's like

0:35.2

you see that and you're like that's the only way you can do it. You can't have a bunch of wild children.

0:37.8

Well, you also wonder if like, um, if pedophiles look at it like a carton of eggs,

0:43.0

right?

0:44.0

Look at that!

0:45.0

It's all conveniently packaged.

0:47.0

Or just like a group of gazelle's

0:49.0

and you're like, which one's weak?

0:50.0

Is there one with a limp?

0:52.0

I can get that, I can snap off that one to take it. I would have the fear of being a teacher. By the way, we just like start rolling. There's no like, welcome to, I would have the fear if I was a teacher or one of those people

1:07.0

that like watches the kids did I'd look back and there just be like a missing link in the

1:11.6

whole thing where I'd be like, uh-oh,

1:14.4

did anyone see where De Andre went?

1:16.7

A man came and took him.

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