5 • 2K Ratings
🗓️ 19 June 2024
⏱️ 68 minutes
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0:00.0 | I'm here with a baby. |
0:05.0 | Yeah, you got a whole human with you. |
0:07.0 | I know and I'm like I'm like you stay here baby. |
0:10.0 | Yeah, I'm walking like up and down the streets I used to always walk down and I'm like this is weird. |
0:14.0 | You got to look at now with like, yeah, you look at it with mom eyes now. |
0:17.6 | Yeah, I'm like everything's dangerous. |
0:19.6 | Oh, look at this. |
0:20.4 | I was in a park and there's like, I mean, there's like so many kids and they're all like chained together in a yeah a little |
0:26.9 | chain gang that's really funny you had the little ducks crossing the street yeah and it's great because it's like |
0:35.2 | you see that and you're like that's the only way you can do it. You can't have a bunch of wild children. |
0:37.8 | Well, you also wonder if like, um, if pedophiles look at it like a carton of eggs, |
0:43.0 | right? |
0:44.0 | Look at that! |
0:45.0 | It's all conveniently packaged. |
0:47.0 | Or just like a group of gazelle's |
0:49.0 | and you're like, which one's weak? |
0:50.0 | Is there one with a limp? |
0:52.0 | I can get that, I can snap off that one to take it. I would have the fear of being a teacher. By the way, we just like start rolling. There's no like, welcome to, I would have the fear if I was a teacher or one of those people |
1:07.0 | that like watches the kids did I'd look back and there just be like a missing link in the |
1:11.6 | whole thing where I'd be like, uh-oh, |
1:14.4 | did anyone see where De Andre went? |
1:16.7 | A man came and took him. |
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