#32: Sex and Aliens

The Snark Tank

Snark Tank

Video Games, Comedy, Society & Culture, Leisure

4.8 • 860 Ratings

🗓️ 6 August 2020

⏱️ 128 minutes

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Summary

The most vulgar episode probably. TV-MA, my guys. Enjoy?! Today we settle your arguments and debates! Are we better off without bones in our penises? Is Miracle Whip better than Mayo? Kettle Corn vs Popcorn. Are blow jobs sex? Is SIMPING okay? Are there aliens? Sorry for Sweenys intelligence being as low as it is. He doesn't understand microphones so his audio POPS sometimes. We'll fire him shortly.

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0:00.0	Click and collect. Order confirmed.
0:02.5	Dad, tomorrow can we start a band?
0:06.1	Can we become robots?
0:08.0	Affirmative.
0:08.8	Can we go crab battling?
0:10.2	That isn't a thing.
0:11.3	How about swimming?
0:14.3	Dad, can we take a nap?
0:17.4	You not off and I'll pick up the shop and deal.
0:20.0	Deal.
0:20.9	While you do the important things, we'll do the essentials.
0:23.5	Book your free click and collect slot at tesco.e or in app.
0:27.0	Tesco, every little helps.
0:28.7	Terms and conditions apply.
0:30.5	Oh, Susie.
0:31.5	His wife who hated him.
0:33.8	Right?
0:34.1	What was that shit?
0:35.0	Like, what did she gain from being with that fucking guy
0:37.7	i would have fucked i would have fucked ernie that little midget construction guy hey i
0:42.2	i know what you fucking beviant i could fuck you with my nose you bitch hey look he's a little
0:50.3	dead mean fucking evil me oh I'm going to fuck with me
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