32 - Nero Was WILD!!!

History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas

Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas

History, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.8 • 5K Ratings

🗓️ 16 September 2018

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Steal Pipe Chrissy is in the house for this one for a WILD episode about Roman Emperor Nero. Yannis Pappas and Chris Distefano became so fascinated with Nero's story and how he ran his Roman Empire for almost 14years in 68 AD. You know how wild Chris and Yannis are in their descriptions? That's how wild the aristocracy of Ancient Rome was! We're talking incest, murder poising, slavery -- No one encapsulates how WILD the Ceasars was than Nero. Can you imagine trying to get laws passed and one of your senators is a horse? Most would say that this time is very similar to present day, everything is just out of control, not normal! The boys also clarify the rankings of hotness that we all still use to this day: for Rome, clean out (COACO), and go deep!! WILD! The guys are hitting their new favorite button: Wei Zhong Xian and are completely untethered! Listen to hear this wild story and comment below what are the wildest moments of Nero's reign!!! Want more Hyena content? Check out www.patreon.com/bayridgeboys where things get really WILD! Follow us!: 🙆🏼‍♂️🐕🙆🏻‍♂️ 🙆🏼‍♂️Chris Distefano on Instagram, Twitter, website 🙆🏻‍♂️Yannis Pappas on Instagram, Twitter, website 🐕History Hyenas on Instagram, Twitter, website Subscribe to the poddy woddy on YouTube, iTunes, Spotify, and HH Clips Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	What's up, everybody? This is Chris Estefano, and I was probably touched by priest, and I blocked it out.
0:06.2	You listened to the history hyenas.
0:09.3	Yeah.
0:12.4	Because I've had about seven coffees today. I'm lit off.
0:15.8	Woo!
0:18.7	Fucking got my tits out.
0:20.7	I don't even try to hide my body anymore. I just got full tits out i don't i don't even try to hide my body anymore i just got full tits now
0:24.3	i is you're not wearing that shirt that shirt's wearing you yeah but make no mistake when i go out
0:33.9	to public i will put on a baseball jersey.
0:39.1	Yes.
0:45.5	Welcome everybody to the history hyenas where we talk about history.
0:51.7	And what we mean by that is we just read it on Wikipedia about an hour before and then regurgitate it. Yeah, because look, it's 2018, so do you really even need history class anymore?
0:58.1	It's on the internet.
0:59.0	You want to find out what something is?
1:00.6	Yeah.
1:01.0	Just look on the internet.
1:02.1	Just look it up.
1:02.9	And if you want to be a cuck and listen to every single word and every single fact we dish out and then Google it and then text and then email us or tweeted us that we're wrong then you can you know keep your place in Cucks
1:14.8	Antonopal and keep doing what you do because make no mistake there is a large
1:19.1	generation of people now that are outraged as a profession okay it is a
1:24.1	profession to be outraged now and to be cynical and to just be divisive and to be contrarian.
1:32.1	So it is what it is. Welcome to 2018 America.
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