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Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

#32: California's Crazy Again

Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

All Things Comedy

Politics, News, Comedy

4.7680 Ratings

🗓️ 20 December 2012

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Summary

1 Newtown shootings President Obama, what are you willing to do
 
2 He has a knife I have a 32 ounce Louisville slugger
 
3 Shooting kid with loud radio isn’t standing your ground
 
4 Romney Wins
 
5 Raise tax on millionaires and pay for it with Medicare
 
6 Obama takes corporate donations Lets get some nascar sponsor decals
 
7 California’s crazy again, or at least stupid
 
8 Rob Parker real black? Nope Real stupid
 
9 The Bieb is going sitcom Dec 20, 2012

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello, this is Alonzo Bowden,

0:24.6

welcoming you to Who's Paying Attention, Episode 32?

0:28.7

This will probably be the last episode of the year.

0:31.4

The production office is shutting down for the holidays.

0:34.7

So let's start off with, I don't know, this is a mixed week.

0:39.8

Okay, I want to start out. I wish everyone a happy holiday season. Um, happy Hanukkah. I know

0:46.0

it's past, but I hope you enjoyed it. If that's what you celebrate. Merry Christmas. Happy

0:51.4

Kwanza. Hell, I wish you a, uh, happy festivus if that's what you're into um that's the good part

0:59.3

it's the holiday season the the sad part um obviously the whole nation is is covered with uh grief

1:07.4

um covered by the paula the newtown shootings um we don't know why i don't think we'll

1:15.0

ever know why some nutcase shoots 20 kids and six teachers and his mother and you know the

1:22.7

the aftermath is a lot of talk and if you say that well alonzo you're just another talker shut the hell up

1:28.1

go ahead i mean you have the right to say that um i i got to put my opinion out there uh

1:34.2

baroque obama it is time for action i just keep thinking about sean connery's line from the

1:41.3

movie the untouchables what are you prepared to, what are you prepared to do? What are you willing to do?

1:46.7

Listen, people, there has to be some kind of ban on assault rifles. And I'm going to talk about that more.

1:54.1

But now's the time. And Barack Obama has the political capital to do it. I mean, he has the support of the nation.

1:59.9

It was, it's sad with,

2:03.1

you know, I'm not discounting the senseless murders in Chicago and so much other gun violence.

2:09.6

But, you know, a mass shooting at an elementary school is what brought the nation to focus,

2:15.6

that we need to do something. And Barack Obama, to his credit, he showed up.

2:20.2

He made powerful speeches.

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