#319: The Rats Are Coming! The Elves Are Here!

The Cryptonaut Podcast

Marc Storrs

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🗓️ 25 December 2023

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

In the summer of 1997 a family of four arrived at a picturesque cabin surrounded by lush Oregon forest nestled on the high cliffs above the Pacific; a paradise on Earth. But—as they unpacked, looking forward to what ought to have been an idyllic fortnight on a stunning stretch of American woodland—they could little have suspected that their dream come true was destined to devolve into a living nightmare that thrust this well educated couple and their unsuspecting children headlong into a world occupied by fairy-tale fiends come to shocking life.

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0:26.0	This episode is brought to you by Oracle. AI may be important, but it needs a lot of processing speed, and that gets expensive, fast, upgrade to the next generation of the AI needs, do more and spend less, like Uber, 8 by 8 and Databreaks Mosaic. Take a free test drive at Oracle.com. enhance. I'm going to Oh, Hello and welcome the Kryptonaut podcast my name is Mark Stors and hanging out with me as always is
1:11.3	Rob Morphe. Oh Robert thank you for joining us on this glorious Christmas day.
1:16.8	Sadly, sadly, our own Christopher succumb to the Christmas crud. He did.
1:22.0	But we are hereud. He did.
1:22.6	But we are here together.
1:23.6	He got grinched.
1:24.6	Dude, he got grinched so hard.
1:26.0	Chris is okay.
1:26.7	He's just he's under the weather, he's homesick.
1:28.6	Robert and I are enacting the Yewold tied Thunderdome protocols protocols rarely seen only been used like twice once in 32
1:36.4	and like I think once like in the 60s when the jingles bell you know it's fucking
1:39.8	odd dude there it is and coincidentally, this is coming out on Christmas day.
1:44.8	I know. So we're, I mean, Merry Christmas, everybody. Happy holidays, whatever you're into,
1:49.6	do. Enjoy time with your family. As you're unwrapping presents you could you could put this
1:54.6	podcast on sure maybe don't I mean depending on the company you're keeping yeah
1:58.8	you could put this on and listen as you know as you're unwrapping all your gifts from
2:01.9	from nana and all kinds of shit but it is just barely
2:06.1	theme appropriate as this week we are dealing with
2:10.0	elves oh oh you are theme appropriately.
2:13.4	Did you play in this?
2:14.4	Fuck yeah.
2:15.4	Really?
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