This is a head gum podcast.

What's up, shitheads?

Welcome back to another episode of High In Mide.

It's me, your boy, the number one fuckboy, standing six foot two, 287 pounds.

That's right, you heard of 287 pounds, he's under 290 for the first time.

How long from the South Shore of Nassau County?

He's John Gaybrass.

You also join me in the line when he's doing my nearly silent goes Arthur, Gaper's Arthur, Gaper's shoutout.

Oh, I happen to hit the chair lower button in the middle.

Now I feel like a four feet tall on Zoom.

Also, join me in the Heide Mighty Studios.

First time, guess, you know from the ciders, Bret White.

Hello, standing five foot six and 175 pounds.

These are the two correct body types to talk about speedos.

Yes, you have to throw that the fuck out.

Yes, this is an all speedo chat by two people, Sons abs from two opposite ends of the human spectrum of the humans, the male cis male body,

two opposite ends of the spectrum, but we're the same species and we wear the same swimming attire.

I feel like I would be like your mini me or whatever, what's like the like looney tunes or it's like the little dog going down like a sweet dog.

Hey, he's like, hey, heavy.

Well, to be fair, we'd look like a majority of gay couples.

If we were walking next to each other, speedos.

Yeah, we're two types in that way as well.

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